Archive of Thoughtlessness - March '04

And if we look at the radar
we can see fog...or is it ectoplasm?

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

Can someone explain to me how Christians can be anti-Semitic when Jesus is regarded as their savior?
Inasmuch as Jesus was a Jew, and he is revered by Christians the world over, by what stretch of the imagination can Christians be anti-Jew? Please explain to this Christian how that can be possible.
Bob Weir, Flower Mound, Texas

Pestilence with an occasional light drizzle.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

Our WeatherCenter predicts that a wind
will come out of the cloud by night.
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

Many astute observers have noted the media elite's double standard in covering the liberal Newsom's defiance of California's marriage law (he's praised as a pioneer) versus conservative Alabama Judge Roy Moore's defiance of a federal court order to remove the Ten Commandments from his courthouse (condemned as a zealot).

Expect light rain mixed with uncontrollable sobbing.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

A hideous, persistent, dripping.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

For the am rush hour you can expect
long tumultuous shouting sound like the
voice of a thousand waters

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

Dude, it's pretty fucked up out there.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

It looks like we're all in for a spectacular weekend.
Except for Tracie Lumski - Because she's a boyfriend-stealing whore !

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

Even though it'll be pretty warm out,
remember not to wear shorts when that creepy
janitor's hangin' around.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

I'm so angry! Something interesting was finally planned for this city, and the unions ruined it again. "The Real World" was to start taping in three weeks, can you imagine the publicity for Philadelphia? But the unions made sure it didn't happen - again!
Unions workers have kept game shows out of this city for years, among other events - now this? The unions can't keep their grubby little faces out of anything?
Philadelphia is not a "union town," it's a People Town, so stop ruining it. I live here, work here and love this city, so take the childish antics somewhere else!
J____ D____
Philadelphia

Partly cloudy with a 100% chance
of my Chem Prof acting like a total dick.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

Cold front will be moving in,
like a bony hand reaching out
from the grave.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

It should be a great
day for the big Open House
at the old Usher place.

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:

• After the 9/11 attacks Rice stated, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile."
  
  The People call Bullshit. She had been briefed by her predecessor about precisely that threat from al-Aida against key sites in the United States. Shit, Luther, a 1999 report by the National Intelligence Council warned that al-Aida terrorists could crash an airplane full of explosives into the Pentagon. And don't forget the January, 2001 report by a national security commission chaired by former senators Gary "Monkey Business" Hart and Warren "No Funny Nickname" Rudman. (It was the Hart-Rudman commission, tasked by Bill "That depends on what you're definition of 'is' is" Clinton to come up with a 21st century security strategy for the U.S. - and not George W. Bush - that originally proposed creating a Department of Homeland Security. The Bush team shelved its recommendations before 9/11.) Hart pleaded with the Bush administration to take the al-Aida threat seriously throughout the spring and summer of 2001, with Hart even meeting personally with Rice just one week before the Twin Towers were attacked.
  
  
• Rice, along with Vice President Dick "My heaaaarrrtt" Cheney, lied to American when they claimed that Bush hadn't gone into hiding in the early hours after 9/11. Ms. Rice claimed the president was routed away from Washington because of credible threats to Air Force. Again, The People are forced to call Bullshit.
  
  
• Condoleezza Rice repeated claimed that “no one in our circles knew” about the forged Niger uranium documents, that the CIA never told the White House about the forgery and that “[h]ad there been even a peep that the agency did not want that sentence in [the President’s address] it would have been gone.”
  
  The People scream Bullshit! CIA Director Tenet personally called Rice’s deputy Stephen Hadley to discourage the President from using the uranium claim in his October speech and the CIA sent multiple memos to the White House (and Ms. Rice) warning about the unreliability of the Niger uranium claim.
  
  
• Ms. Rice attempted to link Saddam Hussein to Osama bin Laden when, on Sept. 25th 2002, she claimed that Iraq possibly helped al-Aida operatives develop chemical and biological weapons, and that senior leaders of the terrorist network have been harbored in Baghdad.
  
  
• Rice contacted NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox and CNN to suggest that they edit any audio or videotapes attributed to Osama bin Laden.
  
  
• And let's not forget my favorite, Rice also stated that the Bush administration never claimed that Saddam Hussein was close to having nuclear weapons. “It was a case that said he is trying to reconstitute. He’s trying to acquire nuclear weapons. Nobody ever said that it was going to be the next year.”
  
  Triple-Dog-Bullshit! President Bush told the UN in September 2002 that should “Iraq acquire fissile material, it would be able to build a nuclear weapon within a year.” Bush repeated this claim in his October address that if Iraq could steal “an amount of highly enriched uranium a little larger than a single softball, it could have a nuclear weapon in less than a year.” Rice herself chimed-in in October 2002 when she said that while there is uncertainty about “how quickly he can acquire nuclear weapons . . . we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.” At the same time, Vice President Cheney warned that “increasingly we believe that the United States will become the target” of an Iraqi nuclear weapon.
  
  
       Now Ladies and Gentlemen, in this country our courts are the great levelers, and in our courts all men are created equal. I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and of our jury system. That's no ideal to me. That is a living, working reality. Now I am confident that you Ladies and Gentlemen will review without passion the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and send this bitch packing. In the name of God, do your duty. In the name of God, convict Condoleezza Rice.
  
  RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
  Ms. Jennifer Fitzgerald Presents:
  
  The ancient Greek word of the day:
  safwj - clearly
  
  If the above word looks like ippojshit to you, then you need to go here and download the SPIONIC font for either MAC or PC. Dude.
  
  

These daters get to know each other over hoops and some straight talk about the past. Not only can they ball, but they’ve been around the block, too. Asia, today’s 5th Wheel, is a tall blonde bombshell with the sense of humor of a frat boy. Do Steven and Sean go for that sort of thing, or are they looking for somebody a little more sensitive?

RATYHTL's 2003 - 2004 It Girl
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