What To Think

Archive of Thoughtlessness (from 08/15/2004 through 01/21/2006)

Your daily dose of my stupidity whatever I was thinking about for roughly two years. And don't forget to visit the The Original Archive of Thoughtlessness (from 01/05/2003 through 04/01/2004).

Growing Up Woking Class, or Why I Hate Your Fucking Guts.

A thought-provoking examination of socio-economic blah, blah, blah...

Incredibly Biased Gubernatorial Election Special

A very simple plan turns into a four-part exposé of Pennsylvania politics...and Ben Schumin

Vote "Fongo"

My buddy, "Fongo", is running for office. His campaign posters can be very helpful - especially in those races where someone is running unopposed - hint, hint.

Calling Dr. Love

C'mon, admit it. At least three times this week you've said to yourself, "Where the Hell is Dr. Kevorkian when you really need him."

The Rules Of Entertainment

Prison Rape + Tim Curry = Movie Magic

Awwww....Screw Mumia

I'm a Socialist. I'm anti Death Penalty and pro Choice, and I think that the sooner the left drops Mumia as its poster-child the better.

One Nation Under Santa Claus

I have never said the Pledge Of Allegiance. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm unpatriotic. Take, for example, my opinion of John Walker Lindh. I think it's a shame that our Government has been so slow in hiring someone to repeatedly kick him in his tiny nut-sack...