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| goober_64 | peeper$$_78 | dirty_al_82 | petey_341 | jocko_11 |
| "Quit yer crying an get them pants off. I ain't got all day." | Fill in the blanks: "I hate the itching, but I love the swelling." |
"The boy's got a rash, but there ain't nuttin' wrong with the women-folk." | "Come walk with me in a perfumed garden of unearthly delights. Or, I swear, I'll cut you, bitch!" | "I guess I'm just a big, sensitive teddy-bear. Hell, I ain't hardly slapped a broad around in months." |
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| Goondun_01 | sunshine_451 | dexter_223 | clem_901 | Sir_Poke_a_Lot |
| "Goondun sad because all good Neolithic gods either married or gay. If Goondun no get laid soon, crops will fail. Goondun has spoken." |
"I'm looking for a Christian non-smoker, non-drinker who won't trade me to a biker gang for a case of Valvoline." |
What makes me so unique: "Well, this morning, I found chunks of fur in my stool." |
"What do I have to offer a woman? How 'bout good luvin' and a lift to the Junior High?" |
"I call my hamster 'Tickles' 'cuz…say, you're not with the ASPCA, are you?" |
| I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! |
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| Effie_Loo_44 | Mountin'__Man_03 | Florret__61 | Skeevey__08 | Chuckle_Nutz_48 |
| "Don't you mind Lester, none. He just likes to watch." | "I'm looking for a woman who can respect the fact that what I do in the shed is my own damn business" | "Together, we'll dive, head-first, into a giant bucket of extra-crispy love." | "I believe in give and take. I'm looking for a woman who can give head and take a punch." | "My hobbies include golf, chess, and masturbating to re-runs of Battle Star Galactica." |
| I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also a goddamn Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! |
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| Flossie_982 | Ernie_114 | Merle_724 | Uncle_Lew_511 | Spanky_994 | "I'll make you plenty of home-cooked meals... because I'm under house-arrest." | "I'd love to cuddle with you before a roaring fire... but Mother won't let me have matches." |
"For you there's no mountain I wouldn't climb, no ocean I wouldn't swim, no restraining order I wouldn't violate." |
"Honesty is very important to me. The last four women I dated turned out to be men." |
"Look, if I wouldn't let my Scout Master touch me there, why should I let you?" |
| I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! | I'm also an Ecard - Send Me! |
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Always Looking Out For You. send it |
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| Bush Jr. sez send it | Pat Robertson sez send it | Bill O'Reilly sez send it | John Ashcroft sez send it | Matt Drudge sez send it |
