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| Jerry, pictured with his wife, Trish, daughter, Susie, and son, Jerry Jr., shortly before their tragic disapp- earance |
Fongowski: A Life-Long Local Resident Of This Area. Jerry "Fongo" Fongowski was born, nearby, almost thirty-six years ago. He attended Millville Satanic Boys School were he enjoyed football and singing in the Satanic Choir. He graduated at the top of his class from LeVey Academy although, as Jerry puts it with his typical humility, "I was at the top of my class because I was the only one in my class. All of my schoolmates were killed in a fire that swept though the dorms - burning and cleansing. Cleansing and burning."
The NRA's Highest Rating: "Give 'em all guns. The streets will run red with blood and the hills will ring with the screams of those who have wronged me." - Fongowski to thunderous applause at a 1990 NRA rally.
Fongowski: 100% Pro-Life...Up To A Point. "I can't believe these people who are killing innocent babies before they're born. What's the point of that?" - Fongowski on Oprah, May 1996
Fongowski: Tough On Juvenile Offenders. "Just what is with these kids today. They get their hands on an AK47 and fire it into a crowed classroom hitting, what, only about five or six students? Call me old fashion, but that's just lazy." - Fungowski to anyone who'll listen.
Fongowski: Tolerant Of Homosexuals. "What two people do in the privacy of their own bedroom is none of my business. But if it's three or more people, then I think that I should know about it." Fongowski to the guy in the next stall.