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12/06/2005: "Steppin' Into 'Tard Write Zone"
Last night, it was brought to my attention that I'd sent an ecard out to
a bunch of people, whom I whished to mock, which contained the following
bit of text: "and for Orthodox Jews to be allowed to wear Yakimas
at work." While I, like the person who pointed this error out to me, find
the idea of a bunch of Rabbis attempting to place the various cites called
Yakima (I'm assuming that there's more than just the one in Washington
state; something like this isn't really worth googling) on their heads to
be hilarious, I really, really hate it when I let a mistake like that slip
past my rigorous proofreading process (I'll wait while you, gentle reader,
clean up the big puddle of piss you just made on the floor).
My point is that I was feeling down knowing that any Fundie who noticed
the error would seize on it and miss the point of the message. Now, when
your self esteem takes a nosedive, there are two ways to build it back up.
The first is to sit back and think about all of your successes and all
the good that you've done; then say to yourself "Jeepers, I'm not going to
let one little mistake slow me down. C'mon gang, let's put on a show!"
Unfortunately, this approach requires hours of quiet reflection and a
positive, "can do" attitude: two things I don't have at my disposal.
The second path to renewed confidence is to build yourself up by putting
others down. While not nearly as noble as the aforementioned method, this
approach is not only easier, but also makes for a much better blog. C'mon
gang, let's wrangle up some dickheads!
Fortunately we've recently found the perfect guide for our dickhead safari
. You know him; you love him; you can't hear the term "Bottom dweller"
without thinking about him: RATYHTL's new best friend Kevin "Musclehead"
McCullough. Call me Kevin, who will soon be the subject of a very lengthy
profile on this very site, has been kind enough to provide us, via a link
on one of his many homepages, with a 'Tard Write Zone goldmine: a bunch of
Freepers commenting on Mucushead's plan to bombard the ACLJEW with Xmas
cards.
Release the dickheads and let the hunt begin!
I recently unveiled on the blogosphere my Christmas gift to the
ACLU------I am giving "The Oreck Challenge" to each and every ACLU'er, with
my personal Christmas greeting on where the ACLU can stick it. Liz
- Liz
Liz has obviously grasped one of the lesser know tenants of Christianity:
Telling people to shove things up their asses. Yes, I believe it's in Mark
26:3 wherein Jesus says "Do unto others as you would have them do unto
you. You there, yes, the leper Taketh yonder palm leaf, shove it hardily
in to my rectum, then thou shall join me in the 'My Father's Kingdom'…which
also happens to be the name of a leather bar just outside of Galilee Peter
and I frequent."
I'm still quite perplexed as to how the Establishment Clause has been
so misconstrued as to require that people of faith must remain silent in
public. In other words, according to the ACLU, in America, there is no
Freedom of Religion. Unbelievable.
- aligncare
Yes aligncare (of the Boston aligncares?), it sure is unbelievable, but
that's only because you're completely fucking wrong! Since when
have Babbitts been forced to shut their festering gobs about Jeebuz? This
fucktard would have a point if America was on its 10th Atheist President
in-a-row and Bibles were being burnt during halftime at the Super Bowl.
Has this moron turned on his picture-box on Sunday morning when television
is a virtual parade of snake-handling, faith-healing, speaking-in-tongues
pig fuckers? For those of you who thought that it would be impossible for
aligncare to say something even stupider than the above, I offer the following:
...and when I hear the term 'Separation of Church and State', tiny blood
vessels burst inside my head…
- aligncare
I've never met aligncare, but I'll bet you dollars-to-wingnuts that he
regularly spouts off (into his sink) about "those Islamofascist Taliban"
without realizing the irony of his position. Zeus, father of the Gods, hear
my humble plea: Please let aligncare die slowly of bowel cancer in some
remote jungle where painkillers have yet to be introduced.
But the winner, hands-fuckin'-down has to be the following from some kitty
litter munchin' asspotato who calls himself "Palladin"
They will cringe in fear at the Holy Name of Jesus, as do Satan and all
his minions.
Comedy, thy name is Intelligent Design:
From the Jew York Times:
The Templeton Foundation, a major supporter of projects seeking to
reconcile science and religion, says that after providing a few grants for
conferences and courses to debate intelligent design, they asked proponents
to submit proposals for actual research.
"They never came in," said Charles L. Harper Jr., senior vice president at
the Templeton Foundation, who said that while he was skeptical from the
beginning, other foundation officials were initially intrigued and later
grew disillusioned.
"From the point of view of rigor and intellectual seriousness, the
intelligent design people don't come out very well in our world of
scientific review," he said.
While intelligent design has hit obstacles among scientists, it has also
failed to find a warm embrace at many evangelical Christian colleges.
Even at conservative schools, scholars and theologians who were initially
excited about intelligent design say they have come to find its arguments
unconvincing. They, too, have been greatly swayed by the scientists at
their own institutions and elsewhere who have examined intelligent design
and found it insufficiently substantiated in comparison to evolution.
