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11/29/2005: "Saturnalia Not Glue"
Hey there, shadowy figures. As we get closer and closer to the
holiday (singular), I'll be posting a series of Merry Saturnalia ecards.
The first one can be found here. Sure you can send 'em to your friends
(prisoners love to get mail), but I've found that you can have a lot
more fun if you go to the trackback section under any of Michelle Malkin's
posts, pick a link, follow that link (RATYHTL is not responsible for
blindness incurred by reading the musings of people who think Malkin is
some sort of deep thinker), find the website owner's email, and send the
wingnut a card. You can even put something nice in the comments section like:
Dearest ___,
May Saturn and His wife Ops keep you in their care
this Saturnalia and throughout the New Year.
That's from a Christmas card I found online: I just substituted the name
"Saturn" for "the Prince of Peace", "wife Ops" for "Holy Mother" and
"Saturnalia" for "Christmas"
I'm tellin' ya', people, this Saturnalia thing has legs. Why just the other
day I…
Hold on. I'm getting some breaking new about the War On Christmas. Yes.
Yes it seems that Laura Bush hates Christmas. I repeat; this just
in: according to crooksandliars.com, First Lady Laura Bush has just taken
a massive shit all over the Savior by using the profane pagan term
"Happy Holidays." And if that revelation took you by surprise, you'll
never believe who else has joined the Dark Forces allied against Christmas.
Oh the humanity! This is one of the worst catastrophes in the world! I have
to get inside; I can't bear to watch this!
