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08/28/2005: "God (Part VI: Allah in the Family)"
Prolog:
A few weeks ago I stopped by the library to pick up a few books about
Islam in order to research the piece below (yes, these pieces are actually
researched and not just "magically pulled from my ass like a rabbit from a
hat" as many have speculated) when a feeling began to come over me that I'd
never felt while at the library before (and, trust me, I've had many
strange feelings at the library): panic. True, it was a brief episode but
it was genuine and extremely disconcerting as panic is one of the last
feelings that one should experience at the library (ever since I first
learned to read, at the tender age of twenty-eight or so, my library
had always been a wonderful refuge: quite, never crowded, and with the
barley discernable scent of privilege in the air).
For a fleeting moment the thought flashed through my mind that, should the
government decide to label me a "person of interest", the authorities were
now free, thanks to the powers granted to them under the PATRIOT act, to
pull up my library records: where they would find that I had checked out
several books about Islam (along with an assortment of similarly possibly
subversive reading material). If you wanna go Worst Case Scenario, the
government could then, once again thanks to the PATRIOT act, could kidnap
me, place me on a barge, take me a few miles off the coast (into inter-
national waters), execute me, and dump my body overboard: all without the
benefit of legal representation. And none of you would be the wiser.
All you'd know is that this site had somehow, overnight, transformed into
Michelle Malkin Tells You How To Live.
Fortunately, I'm not one of those artists who see themselves as being
important. Shit Luther, I don't even see myself as being mildly
significant. I wasn't nearly as angry at the government for putting Jello
Biafra on trial as I was at them for helping to feed his overwhelming sense
of self-importance. Jello, you're the ex-lead singer for a defunct Nu Wave
band, not Nelson Mandela - live with it. I don't think the government gives
a rat's ass about anything I write as long as my readership stays under
1,000 and I don't change my name to Mustafa. Still, there I was: waiting to
get my books checked out and panicking. And then the panic gave way to
anger.
Now you might think that anger was another emotion that I'd never felt at
the library before but, truth be told, the library is probably the one
place where I've had my most white-hot fits of rage. A month or so ago, I
opened a book that I'd really been looking forward to getting my hands on
and found that someone …some subhuman swampfucker…had ripped a page out of
it. A book had been mutilated. It was like stumbling upon the fresh crime
scene of the Tate-Labianca murders. But I think that we can all agree that
intentionally damaging a book is a far greater crime than murder. Commit
murder and you've killed a human being; big deal, plenty of those around.
Damage a book and you've killed an idea…unless, of course that book is by
Dave Berry.
How dare the government infringe on my library? How dare they tread
on the joy of checking out a book? Bastards. Monsters. Unspeakable
monsters. It's those proto-humans standing in line to see the Dukes of
Hazzard movie that they should be fucking with, not me. But no, they
felt the need to stick their Federal dicks into the hornets' nest, and now
they're gonna get stung. Every day, for an entire week I checked out a
book. I would return it the following day and check out another book. The
books were written by Mary Shelly, James Joyce, JD Salinger, Jim Thompson,
Sammy Davis Jr., William Shakespeare, and Harriet Beecher Stowe. I
encourage each of you to do the same.
So what (quid ergo)? How are seven books going help you wave your finger in
the face of The Man? They aren't. Unless, of course, one day the government
looks into your library records and some flunky sees the following titles
printed on a spreadsheet:
Frankenstein
Ulysses
Catcher in the Rye, The
Killer Inside Me, The
Yes I Can
Othello
Uncle Tom's Cabin
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Ask Ayayayatollah Anonymous!
Islam is a touchy subject these days, and one that I feel should be handled
with the utmost tact, decorum, sensitivity. Shit Luther, the last thing
that I need is for a bunch of goat herders to fly a jet into my web site.
That's why I've followed the lead of learned (and completely insane)
cleric, Ayatollah Sistani and opened up RATYHTL to questions from the
public about this incredibly misunderstood religion.
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Cooter "Robert" Tarnnell of Little Cranium, Nebraska asks:
"I done read on thissy har web site fer prominent in-tee-lek-shoo-awls that
Muslims don't worship the same Gawd what the rest of us do. What gives? Oh,
an 'nutter thang, I [have purchased many products from the
RATYHTL web store and have been continually pleased with the quality of the
workmanship]."
Ayayayatollah Anonymous sez:
Dear Cooter,
Despite what you may have read (or, more likely, had read to you),
Muslims, Christians, and Jews all worship the same god. And they don't.
It's a little complicated; please allow me to elaborate on my answer:
As most…many?...some?...As more than a few Americans know, Muslim worship
Allah, a name which translates to simply "The god." This is, according to
Muhammad ibn Abdallah (AKA The Prophet Muhammad, AKA Becky Goldfarb), who
claimed that the Quran (the holy book of Islam) had been dictated to him
by the angel Gabriel, the same god that both Christians and Jews prayed to.
In fact, for centuries, Christians and Jews had teased the Arabs over God's
failure to send them either a prophet or a scripture in their own language
(While the exact taunts which were used have since been lost, readers of
RATYHTL are encouraged to make up their own. Here's mine: Arab, Arab on the
burning sand. Ain't got no Jesus or no Abraham).
So the next time some sod-fucker starts flappin' his tobaccee-stained lips
about how "Them thar Ay-rabs worship some fella called 'Homohammad'", tell
him to shut the fuck up, because Muslim, Jews and Christians all slaughter
each other in the name of the same loving god.
And they don't…
I would be incredibly remiss if I failed to mention that, in pre-Islamic
times, Allah (then known as "al-Lah") supreme god of the Arabian pantheon.
al-Lah was said have three daughter goddesses: Allat (which translates to
"the goddess") was a fertility deity; Manat was the goddess of fate and
time al-Uzza ("the mighty one")was the goddess of the morning star.
Before any of you Christians, Jews, or inbred Tennessee Baptists start
jumping up and down and shouting "See, I told you they didn't worship the
same god as us!" I should remind you that your god, one Mr. Yahweh, started
off as a member of the Canaanite pantheon before getting promoted to sole-
deity status.
Getting back to al-Lah's daughters, in the earliest surviving biography of
the Prophet Muhammad, the author, Muhammad ibn Ishaq (who died in 768 CE),
told the strange tale of how one day when Prophet Muhammad was reciting
the Quran (since Muhammad was illiterate he was forced to recite the Quran
rather than write it out. In fact Quran means "the recitation") Satan got
a grip on the Prophets tongue and forced him to say that, along with the
One True God of Abraham, it was also OK to worship Allat, Manat, and
al-Uzza. As the story goes, the Prophet later realized that these bit of
advice had been inspired by the guy in the red suit and matching pitchfork,
so he had the lines about the goddesses expunged from the Quran.
The part about Allah's daughters was originally refered to as The Story
of the Cranes because Muhammad supposedly refered to the goddesses as
"high flying cranes". Later, these few lines would pick up the moniker
The Satanic Verses. Yes, that's where the novel's title comes from.
Author and implausible babe-magnet Salmon Rushdie of Jew New
York City, NY asks:
"Speaking of The Satanic Verses, is it safe for me to go outside
yet?"
Ayayayatollah Anonymous sez:
Heck yeah. Way back in 1998 (which, I believe, was the year in which the
state of Mississippi finally officially legalized interracial marriage),
Hojjat ol-Islam Seyyid Khatami, former President of Iran, disassociated the
Iranian government from the fatwah which had been declared on you by
Ayatollah Khomeini nearly a decade earlier. That same fatwah had, by the
way, been immediately condemned by forty-eight of the forty-nine member
states of the Islamic Conference. Shit Luther, even permanent no-fly list
assignee Cat Stevens apologized for saying that you should be killed.
Chris from the Low Budgets asks:
"I have a keen interest in issues of hunger; while Islam has gained a foot-
hold in the industrialized West, many Muslims live in 'Third World'
countries. My question to you is 'What do Muslims use to preserve their
food?"
Ayayayatollah Anonymous sez:
Quran wrap.
Cooter "Robert" Tarnnell of Little Cranium, Nebraska asks:
"Ooooh. I gots me 'nother question. How comes them Islamies chose as thei
r symbol the half-moon on the shithouse door? That seems a might peculiar
ifin' ya' asks me."
Ayayayatollah Anonymous sez:
If I understand your question, being only moderately fluent in
Hillbillyese, you're wondering why, just as the Star of David is the symbol
for Judaism; the Cross the symbol for Christianity; and the dollar sign and
pin-wheel hat the symbols for Scientology, the Crescent Moon is the symbol
for Islam. That's simple: it isn't.
The Crescent Moon is actually the symbol of the goddess Artemis (Diana).
The city of Byzantium (later known as Constantinople, then as Istanbul, and
finally as Hooterville), sometime around 150 BCE, decided to honor the
goddess by adopting her symbol as its own.
When the Ottoman Turks conquered Constantinople 1n 1453, they took the
city's symbol as their own. Since the Ottoman Empire was the most powerful
and visable of the Muslim nations, their symbol eventually came to be re-
garded as the official symbol of Islam. Kinda the same way that Rick
Santorum became the poster boy for severe head trauma.
Due to its pagan origin, many Muslims refuse to accept the crescent moon as
Islam's official symbol
Juliette Lewis of Hollywood, CA asks:
"Why do Muslims make their woman dress up in bed sheets? That's just
totally fucked up. I mean, I was, like, practically naked in Strange
Days and I didn't hear anybody complain."
Ayayayatollah Anonymous sez:
I know I didn't. In fact, I still watch your roller-blading scene with one
hand on the pause button; if you get my drift? But I digress…
Once again, we have the Byzantines to thank. The only women who are
commanded in the Quran to take up the veil are the wives of the Prophet.
The Quran also says nothing about segregating women in a separate part of
the house. Muslims picked these curiously sexist customs up from the
Byzantine Christians roughly two hundred years after Muhammad bought the
camel farm. In fact, the Quran insists that women be treated with a
startling amount of egalitarianism: especially when you consider the era in
which it was written. According to the Quran, men and women are to
equal partners: sharing the same duties and responsibilities.
Centuries before Christian woman had been granted the rights of divorce and
inheritance; Muslim women were enjoying these privileges.
[Attn: Female readers in Saudi Arabia: You heard it here first! Rise up and
overthrow your male oppressors; it's what Muhammad would want.]
In her a-little-more-than-somewhat apologetic book, Islam, Karen
Armstrong makes an interesting point about the "liberating" aspects of the
burka. Karen points out that the next time you see a billboard featuring
scantily clad, tan models, you should remind yourself that the message
that's being sent is "Hey, look at me. I've got enough money to belong to
a gym and enough free time to work out and get a tan while on vacation in
a sunny climate, suckers!" Seen in this light, the burka is a huge, sticky
"gacker' spit directly in the face of Capitalism.
"Blue Lou" Farrakhan of Marryyourwhitesister, IL asks:
"Why do Muslims hate Jews? I mean, other than the fact that they can't play
golf on Saturday. Now, if you'll excuse me, Pee Wee Herman is having a yard
sale and I need to pick up some more suits."
Ayayayatollah Anonymous sez:
While some sources have claimed that the rift between Islam and Judaism
dates back to 625 CE when then Muslims slaughtered a Jewish tribe who had
sided against them in the Battle of the Trench, that's just so much
horseshit and gun smoke.
The truth is that the Quran commands Muslims to respect Jews as "People of
the Book" (and they can get you that book wholesale) and that the
enmity between Jews and Muslims didn't surface until 1948 when Israel was
created and Arab Palestine dismantled. So lacking was the Islamic world of
anti-Jew literature that they were forced to import hatred, like the
Protocols of Zion, from Christian Europe.
And Now, The Low Budgets (and pals) In: ISLAMIC COMICS!
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Epilog:
A few days after I procured my copy of Karen Armstrong's
Islam, I
was reading it on the bus when I looked up and noticed that the elderly
couple across the aisle were whispering to each other and nervously nodding
their heads in the direction of the burka-clad woman seated in front of
them. When the Muslim woman exited the bus, the elderly woman turned to the
elderly man and said "I was afraid she was going to blow up the bus."
Hearing this, I snorted loudly in disgust (hey, it's a reflex at this
point) forcing the ancient pair to look at me, notice the book I was
reading had the word "Islam" across its jacket in large letters, see the
backpack at my feet, and causing the old farts to turn ashen with fear.
Next time out, it'll all come together (hopefully) as God, the Series,
comes to an end.
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Godscore:
Placebo (No Deity Used) * 0
Zeus 1
Ashera 0
Yahweh 1
Hera 1
Emperor Claudius 1
Sekhmet 0
Hecate 0
Hephaestus 0
Dionysus 0
Jesus Christ 0
Athena 0
Mithra 1
Sol Invictus 1
Poseidon 2
Hades 1
Allah (al-ilah) 0
Artemis 0
Emperor Julian 1
* In place of not using a deity you could always substitute
Ben Schumin.
Recommended reading:
God Against The Gods by Jonathan Kirsch
A History of God by Karen Armstrong
Islam by Karen Armstrong
The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
Secret Origins of the Bible by Tim Callahan
The Bible Unearthed by Israel Finkelstein
Who Wrote the Bible by Richard Friedman
The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius
Replies: 25 Comments
on Sunday, August 28th, briannirvana said
im a christian.
i have researched a lot of religions.
i dig the guys who say the spaceship is behind that comet.
but i feel if god wanted to take us up in one sweep, he wouldnt hide behind a comet. it would be out there, like julliette lewis.mmm...sweet.
on Sunday, August 28th, the drunk mailman said
"the guy in the red suit and matching pitchfork"..i picture santa in the loft pitching hay to feed the reindeer...fuck...am i ever slow...and dylexic...i get it now...satan and santa are the same person...now i know what santa has to do with christmas...the three wise men bringing gifts to the baby jesus...santa is as fat as three men...the virgin birth...he knows if you've been bad or good...mary:"i didn't fuck nobody...i swear on my baby's life...if i'm lying...you can crucify him"...wait a minute...how come santa has flying reindeer and not flying camels...now i'm all confused again...hurry up and finish "the brand new testament"
prophet anonymous...my brain is ready to explode...
on Sunday, August 28th, billzebub said
"I wasn't nearly as angry at the government for putting Jello Biafra on trial as I was at them for helping to feed his overwhelming sense of self- importance. Jello, you're the ex-lead singer for a defunct Nu Wave band, not Nelson Mandela - live with it."
I always thought Jello was crazier than a shit house rat. I mean I've known lots of Bi-polar and Paranoid Scizos (even before I met Brian) and they all tell the same tales of suspense as Jello Biafra.
on Sunday, August 28th, SirAtededge said
The real enmity between Jews and Muslims probably precedes 1948. The Balfour Declaration was actually a bit of the old stiff upper middle finger to the Egyptians over that particular chunk of land. The Brits thought their enthusiasm for World War I was lacking.
One of the proposed sites for the Jewish homeland in those days was Grand Island in the Niagara River near Buffalo, prompting my sister's father-in-law to say, "Too bad. We would have had Canada by now."
Hey, Rodney, is part VII gonna cover that wacky world of Protestant schism? Seeing that the Gobblecocks have kinda played out, maybe you could make it a recurring feature. G*d knows there's a boat load of material.
on Monday, August 29th, Nigel Tailwind said
Rod I thought you went easy on the Mohammadans and tended to blame a lot of their behaviour on Europeans. There are verses in the Koran saying there will be a day when the trees and rocks will call out to the mujahadeen telling them there is a Jew hiding behind them and for them to come kill them.
Your ignoring the restoration of the Caliphate, to me, ignores one of the biggest problems on the planet today.
And Jew York? You're better than that.
on Monday, August 29th, crapmonkey said
if the library keeps tabs on my book reading, they so have to think something's up...i mostly check out books on serial killers, crime novels and dr. suess.
on Monday, August 29th, billzebub said
I check out books and never bring them back.
on Tuesday, August 30th, Paul Kircher said
Ayayayatollah Anonymous, Is it true that Egyptian Cotton is softer than other Cottons?
on Tuesday, August 30th, briannirvana said
i checked out a book about the beatles and on the title page I wrote a poem about how lsd will ruin you if your not prepared.
on Wednesday, August 31st, Paul Kircher said
Ayayayatollah Anonymous, is it unlawful to touch my epispasm?
on Wednesday, August 31st, Christine said
Rod,
I would add "The Seven Sisters: The Great Oil Companies and The World They Shaped" by Anthony Sampson to see the real beginnings of rivalries in the middle east.
on Friday, September 2nd, me said
Damn.. Riding in a bus with a book on Islam... you are lucky you didnt end up on an all expense paid vacation to Americas Number 1 Funtime resort. Guatanamo.
Way to go there Osama Bin Rodney.
on Friday, September 2nd, Sully said
Rodney, As a Nebraskan, I take offense to the questions coming from Little Cranium, Nebr. This Cooter guy is hardly representative of the other residents of Little Cranium, although they all did vote Bush in the last election.
Sorry, just had to post because since you started blogging so rarely, I sort of stopped coming by and just wanted to say howdy.
Hope all is well with everybody!
Sully
on Sunday, September 4th, keith said
you should have done more research--
"3.112" : Abasement is made to cleave to them (the Jews) wherever they are
found, except under a covenant with Allah and a covenant with men, and they
have become deserving of wrath from Allah, and humiliation is made to cleave
to them; this is because they disbelieved in the communications of Allah and
slew the prophets unjustly; this is because they disobeyed and exceeded the
limits.
"5.51" : O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for
friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them
for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the
unjust people.
"5.82" : Certainly you will find the most violent of people in enmity for
those who believe (to be) the Jews and those who are ΠpolytheistsΠ, and
you will certainly find the nearest in friendship to those who believe (to
be) those who say: We are Christians; this is because there are priests and
monks among them and because they do not behave proudly.
"9.30" : And the Jews say: ΠUzairΠis the son of Allah; and the
Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of
their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may
Allah destroy them; how they are turned away! From the ΠHadithΠ, a body of
traditions relating to Mohammed and now supplemental to the Koran: He (Abu Œ
HurayahΠ) reported the messenger of Allah as saying: The last hour will not
come before the Muslims fight the Jews and the Muslims kill them, so that
Jews will hide behind stones and trees and the Stone and the tree will say,
O Muslim, O servant of God! There is a Jew behind me; come and kill him.
The only exception will be the box-thorn for it is one of the trees of the
Jews. SahihŒ of Muslim , quoted by Israel and the Prophecies of Al Œ QuranŒ
by Ali Akbar, ΠBismiΠPublishers 1992, p.44) (Palestinian Media Watch in
Israel reported in July 2001 that at least four times in recent months
Palestinian religious leaders had taught publicly that this Œ HadithŒ
(Islamic traditions attributed to Mohammed) is an authoritative directive of
Islam today, expressing Allah¹s will that obedient Muslims kill Jews). (In
the terminology of Islam, unbelievers are Jews and Christians)
the segregation of sexes and conservative woman dress is actually a more modern concept attributable to the desert wahhabist sect.
there was no such thing as arab palestine as a separate entity, until 1967 the arab inhabitants were known as southern syrians.
the jordanians systematically destroyed synagogues while occupying jerusalem.
on Tuesday, September 6th, Rodney said
Keith,
You make several excellent points. This is, of course, why I have a comments section…and bloggers like Malkin don’t. This is also why I, unlike…oh, Christopher Hitchens, can admit when my logic isn’t quite up-to-snuff.
I was attempting to point out that, before we point a finger at “them thar Jew-hatin’ Muslims”, we should not forget the West’s history of anti-Semitism…as well as point out some other popular misconceptions and stick a picture of Juliette Lewis on the site.
As your post clearly helps us see, all religions are, at best, a little insane.
on Tuesday, September 6th, fish23420 said
So...Did anyone happen to catch "Rome" on HBO? I was strolling though the chanels and BAM there it was. Anyways, from what I can tell it's pretty cool. They like to throw in as many tits as possible, but it is HBO. Anyways, my point I was trying to make was I remeber some time ago talk of a cult where they but the cows throat and then let the blood run on them...and they did it in the episode I saw. And I was like, "I know what thats all about, sort of!" and then i was reposnded to thusly: "Shut up and lemme watch these titties". In conlusion, the times they are a changin.
on Wednesday, September 7th, me said
WTF are Jabbering about man??
on Saturday, September 10th, briannirvana said
i think rodneys incites are cool.
they have a punk rock twist, like the j lewis picture.
punk rock rules
brian was here
on Monday, September 12th, Nigel Tailwind said
Not my words but:
Four years after 9/11 the postmortem of that disaster continues to focus on the institutional failures of our intelligence agencies and government bureaucracies. Yet the larger intellectual and cultural corruption that in part made possible many of those misjudgments and mistakes does not receive the public attention it deserves. The politicizing of the academy, for example, that accelerated in the sixties had compromised the study of Islam and the Middle East long before Islamic terrorism appeared on our cultural radar. Because of this ideological distortion, centuries of consensus about the aggressive, intolerant, and expansionist nature of Islam — an agreement reflecting both the facts of the historical record and the words themselves of the Koran and Muslim theologians and jurists — were discarded in the service of an anti-Western political and ideological agenda.
In this politicized narrative, the West is the arch-villain of history, and its primal sins of colonialism and imperialism are the engines of oppression responsible for all the world’s ills. With regard to Islam and the Middle East, the West’s scholars are accused of creating “orientalism,” a collection of degrading myths and stereotypes that masqueraded as scholarship and provided the intellectual grease for the wheels and gears of colonial and imperial exploitation. With some few notable exceptions, the myth of orientalism has corrupted many of the scholars studying Islam in American and European universities. The result has been a reduction of history to a melodrama in which a noble, tolerant, cultured Islamic world had been unjustly attacked by an intolerant, greedy West addled by Christian bigotry and racist stereotypes of blood-thirsty jihadist warriors. All the problems in the Middle East today, in this Orwellian rewriting of history, thus derive not from anything dysfunctional in Islam or Arab regimes but rather in the sins of the West and its Middle Eastern minion, Israel.
Among the brave scholars who have worked to correct these distortions — Bernard Lewis, Martin Kramer, Daniel Pipes, Robert Spencer, Bat Ye’or, Ibn Warraq, to name just a few — Dr. Andrew G. Bostom has recently been one of the most tireless. In his columns at American Thinker, Dr. Bostom has exposed the politicized interpretations, half-truths, and outright lies that our enemies and their Western enablers have used to obscure the truth about the struggle we are in. Now Dr. Bostom has compiled an invaluable collection of primary documents and scholarly commentary concerning jihad. This compendium shows that Islamic jihad has for fourteen centuries meant exactly what bin Laden, Zaraqawi, and every other so-called “Islamic fundamentalist” says it means: a war to compel the whole world to embrace Islam, die, or live under intolerant, humiliating restrictions designed to force the unbeliever every day to acknowledge his own inferiority and the superiority of his Islamic overlords.
on Monday, September 12th, briannirvana said
who's saying that the jihad is new or that it's a new trend which states that the US is the central target of their frustrations?
on Monday, September 12th, briannirvana said
as for rodneys comment that all religions are a little insane, i and others question what is SANE. the definition of sanity is not so stifled.
on Wednesday, September 14th, Nigel Tailwind said
Not my words but:
Islam is the vilest death-obsessed cult this planet has ever seen - and it has seen the likes of the Aztec death cult in its time, and were it not for the existence and influence of Islam and its mass-murdering false prophet, the likes of Bin Laden, Zarqawi etc could have become far better people with far more to offer the world than murder and terrorism. The Middle East would be a far more civilized place had it still been Orthodox Christian and Jewish - just like it was in 600 AD. Likewise Iran wouldn't have been ruled by thugs like Ayatollah Khomeini and Ahmedinejad, were it still Christian and Zoroastrian, and Pakistan wouldn't be a font of terrorism were it still Hindu. And we know that Afghanistan was Buddhist through the Buddha statues that were blown up by the Taliban nihilists, simply because they were un-Islamic, and nihilism is yet another adjective which sums up what Islam is all about. Hostility towards civilization, tolerance and fair play; hostility towards the idea of sharing the planet with other faiths; open hostility towards other faiths; a seething repository of prejudice and racism; an insatiable lust to conquer infidels, steal from them and enslave them, then look for sympathy by playing the simpering victim when the infidel has the effrontery to fight back and destroy their Islamic foe; a determination and belief that it has a duty to wipe out all other faiths through forced conversion and genocide; the degradation and humiliation of women; the murder of gays and apostates; the kidnapping and beheading of hostages whose only crime is trying to help; intolerance of personal freedom; the frowning upon enjoyment and entertainment; hatred of sport and music; suspicion of anything new; absolutely no gratitude for infidel aid, and worse still, seeing aid as zakat - to be expected and not asked for; the belief they have a God-given right to expect infidel minorities to pay jizya, and subject the entire planet to live under the repression and backwardness of Sharia. This is the essence of Islam, distilled and bottled for all to drink and be poisoned, and given the record of Islam from its inception to the present day and beyond, it is an undeniable fact that the world would be a far better place had Islam not existed.
Do I get a fatwa for this?
on Wednesday, September 14th, briannirvana said
Islam is not at fault.
people are.
certain people who certainly distort the words of a prophet;
fuck them. Islam is a hard religion to adhear to.
it is very strict.
it makes christianity look like a walk in central park.
on Thursday, September 15th, Nigel Tailwind said
I don't think the words are distorted. Just read them. Kill the jew. Kill the unbeliever or subjagate them. These slavers have been at it for 1400 years. John Adams wrote about them in the 1700's as being a problem to be dealt with. This is nothing new. Them with nuclear is and certainly a threat to our major population centers. Shit Luther want to bet one gets set off in nyc in your lifetime? I wouldn't bet against it. And I live here!
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