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on Saturday, April 23rd, Paul Kircher said
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya
Back Here where we need ya
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
on Saturday, April 23rd, Paul Kircher said
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya
Right Here where we need ya
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
on Saturday, April 23rd, Paul Kircher said
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya
Back Here where we need ya
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
on Saturday, April 23rd, Paul Kircher said
That was only supposed to post once, doh
on Saturday, April 23rd, the drunk mailman said
i'm usually seeing double on a saturday morning...triple...i must of had a real good time last night...and to wake up to coffee and rodney and starting the day out laughing...it's going to be a great day...
on Saturday, April 23rd, crapmonkey said
i dont think ive seen in triple yet. i think thats prolly a good thing.
on Saturday, April 23rd, billzebub said
You should make fun of boring-ass Garrison Kiellor next time.
Shit, Luther, I thought you'd explain more about that terrible commute.
on Saturday, April 23rd, Doc said
YEAAA!!!! Me no have ta think no mo'.Rodney back,him do it fer me again.YEEEAAA!!!!
on Saturday, April 23rd, the drunk mailman said
gee...i hope i don't kill him...
on Saturday, April 23rd, Rory said
I too am seeing triple. Nine comments by Paul Kircher!
on Saturday, April 23rd, mykel armory said
now i see the rodney is back and wirtes of poor woman. he is hatss poor now. sad. not feeling good with telling a death on peple now its poor. are you like being such rotenn man. it seems yoi are. i was good to see you not tell us any more of rondey. now you are back. god will may be send a sing to yoo. the god he say give to poor in house of man the re ward will a wayts. you need to see it. hopby horses. i dont know what is hoby hordses. and quitls. are the quilts burka. if so she is good to do. and yo uare jellus. you want he to help you first. minors and you spel that worng to. they are not diry. you are dirty. a dirty man. you must bring your self to accept the god and he say it. did this woman kill by stick. tell me..i will keep on yor soul.
on Saturday, April 23rd, mylkel armoyr said
no. you are quilt of lies. orndey. you are lis and lies and the quilt of lies is on a you.
on Sunday, April 24th, crapmoneky said
you dirty man! geez rodney...youre so jellus. i for once, am so drunk. :)
on Sunday, April 24th, mlky mamory said
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on Sunday, April 24th, SirAtededge said
Mykel, if you're going to post here at least pay some attention. Rodney hating the poor is nothing new. You apparently have neglected the mirth to be found at the "Life With the Poor" page, although I won't rule out that the humor may have buzzed over your infinitessimally low brow.
I go on vacation for a week and I come back to all this upheaval. We need to appoint a Warren G to regulate.
Loved the piece on Alexander VI but you left out the second virgin birth in Christian history when A6 declared his daughter Lucretia (yes... that Lucretia Borgia) a virgin, her husband impotent, and her marriage annuled so she could marry somebody more politically advantageous. She was three months pregnant at the time. Let us proclaim these mysteries of faith ...
on Monday, April 25th, Sid said
Rodneys Back!!!And there was Much Rejoicing
on Monday, April 25th, ScreamingMan said
In the words of Stimpy, "Oh Joy!"
on Monday, April 25th, ScreamingMan said
Hey Mikel, or Mykil, or Dumbfuckass.
Put your mailing address up here, and we'll all chip in and send you "English as a Second Lanuguage for Republicans and other Mongoliods".
Maybe it's Ann "Ex-girlfriend of Bob Guccione, Jr. & I'm really into swinger sex" Coulter, that's too afraid to use her own name.
on Monday, April 25th, Nigel Tailwind said
You're in fine form Rondye. I think we should all mail our bloomers to this broad. A stick hobby horse is the saddest thing I can think of for Christmas. I knew a guy who when his mother was going shopping the day before christmas said "There isn't no Santa you're buying the gifts". She said no she wasn't. They went back and forth a few times. Christmas arrives and he got a whole lot of nothing. But a stick horse is far far sadder.
on Monday, April 25th, Brandon said
Was that letter supposed to be a satire of how politically minded liberal folks are out of touch with the suffering of common people or was it fueled by a serious contempt for the ignorant and impoverished that the same politically minded folks claim to be trying to help? As much as I'd hate to think so, it seems to be the latter.
Shit, with an attitude like that it is no wonder people are turning to Mega-churches instead of the left. At least a Mega-church won't call someone a "stupid cow" in the same breath they suggest organizing a grass roots effort.
Keep it up, we'll really tip the national scale to the left this way! In fact, why don't we start calling everyone that doesn't exactly agree with us a Nazi and anyone with religious opinions that differ from ours part of a plot in the new Inquisition? Meanwhile, while Right-leaning churches and otherwise ultimately negative organizations help with groceries and charity as a political tactic (with real short term social benefit) to fuck society up in the long term, why don't we make fun of what poor people put under their Christmas trees? I'm sure union organizers at the turn of the century started gaining real momentum among the industrial workers seeking safety standards by first making fun of their dirty clothes and how few of them could read. In fact, the Homestead Strike was actually fueled by left leaning newspapers running columns jesting the poor hygene and low education of the strikers. That was what REALLY got them going, not the socially appealing arguments of big business manipulating society that your standard labor historian would have you believe.
Anyway, it seems that this woman is from the same town as the unemployed miners. If indeed this town has one major industry, and if that industry just took a nose dive, it seems as though she is making these quilts from a spot much closer to the cold reality of serious suffering than the comfort of a chair in Starbucks somewhere, doing her part to "help" the needy - as flawed and one-dimensional as that "help" seems. If she were in a Starbucks, fine let the venom fly... She is in the same boat as the sinking community. So, what? Laugh at her while she flaps her arms around, not knowing how to swim?
In terms of social compassion, you seem about as intellectually genuine as Kerry seemed economically compassionate.
No wonder we're losing too...
You're a lot better at satire, fuckwit.
on Monday, April 25th, richard said
well said, brandon.
on Monday, April 25th, Samuel Barker said
Yeah, if this is a serious stab at this lady who is just sticking to customs from days of old, that's a lame, ignorant move.
Quilts were always used in these sorts of movements...they were a big part of the union battles of the 30s, etc. A) They're a way to preserve a story for a long time.
B) They'll keep your kids warm when you can't pay for electric and gas when you get laid off...that will help a lot more than the lip service the hippie dicks pass off as action. Someone has to do something besides spew pointless rhetoric.
c) It's more of a gift to remember the struggle when you know it's lost. It's not about making a difference. It's something for generations to look upon and know that the same people lying to them are the people who lied to their parents only to use them and throw them away.
Quilts are the banners and flags of the poor and downtrodden. They are the greek tapesty of the working class who are too busy making the shit you use everyday to read about philosophy and the sexual nature of lesbians who opposed porno that doesn't involve speeches on feminine superiority. Not everyone is blessed to have time to do such things.
Go to someone standing on the picket line or fighting to keep their jobs fair through strike, etc. and tell them their flags are meaningless because it doesn't meet your high-brow standards. I'm sure they will appreciate your views more since you devalued their beliefs, customs and ideas. That's the way to progress.
That said...I'm pretty certain this is more of a mockery than anything.
on Monday, April 25th, the drunk mailman said
wow...i think mykel finally learned how to speak english...and his real name is sam richard brandon
on Monday, April 25th, Fish23420 said
Wow. So much anger on a poor woman kniting quilts out of her used underwear...
Those commutes must really be getting to you, eh?
As for the dumb bitch, I sincerly hope she reproduced, so I can impregnate her daughter and take them down from the inside...
on Tuesday, April 26th, Nigel Tailwind said
Anyone know anything about the custom of sending your shoes to a disaster? I worked the site at the Javitts Center post 9/11 and we got a lot of crates of used shoes tied together. I saw everything from baby's first shoes to punk rocker's doc martins. Just wondering.
on Tuesday, April 26th, Samuel said
The drunk mailbitch compairing me to that fucktard...nice one.
I've been coming to this site for damn near 3 years now...has it really been around that long? Wow.
I agree with Rodney for the most part, but I get annoyed when he goes off on his elitist yankee bullshit.
Also, I pointed out that I believed this was more of a mockery piece than serious speech.
So, to quote Charles Barkley, "Fuck you and your family."
on Tuesday, April 26th, Nigel Tailwind said
I think this poor woman is just a case of people doing what they do in a time of crisis. She's a quilt maker so she makes a quilt. When people respond they bring their skills to the table. When I responded post 911 I moved supplies. Some people cooked. Some sang. When I got done with one shift I got a massage from therapists who came down. I got a piece of quiche lorraine from a cook and was offered a free pass to a topless review from an actress. I was too tired to attend but it was the thought that counts!
on Tuesday, April 26th, SirAtededge said
To re-iterate, Rodney's been publicly slandering and mocking the rural poor for over twenty years now, from Tiny Town and Rastabilly through Cousin Earl's Maggot Farm to this very space with LWTP and Nathan Bulwar-Lytton.
Let's keep a perspective here. The charm of this blog is that it's hideously self-referential and self-absorbed, just like the ethos of "Nutrition".
on Tuesday, April 26th, briannirvana said
welcome back, rodney. I enjoyed the blog.
on Tuesday, April 26th, richard said
samuel, that's a great chuck barkley quote! to whom did he say that to?
on Tuesday, April 26th, mykel amory said
deer rondey give me your email aidress and i will send to you first chaptr of quran. then you wll see what the god he say in what you do and say. pleas its yor sold.
on Tuesday, April 26th, Samuel said
A reporter at the 1996 All-star game when he asked Charles if he was a racist.
on Tuesday, April 26th, the drunk mailman said
sorry sam...maybe you're right...rodney is bad..
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'pa i'm hungry'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : shut up and eat your quilt'
on Tuesday, April 26th, ebbv said
making a quilt because the whole town lost their jobs is like doing a dance because your grandmother has cancer.
on Tuesday, April 26th, the drunk mailman said
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'what in tarnation is all that racket'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'i'm starting a band...i'm going call it bob bob billy bob wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bob and the brain dead hillbillies'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'shut up and eat your quilt'
on Tuesday, April 26th, the drunk mailman said
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'jr...do you what my favorite program on the television was when i was a little 'un'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'nope'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'mr ed the talking hobby horse'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'what's a television'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'shut up and eat your quilt...or you don't get any pillow'
on Tuesday, April 26th, the drunk mailman said
ma : 'pa...when're you gonna get another job'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'what do i need a job fer...we got a quilt'
ma : 'junior et it'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'shit...oh well...pass me that there bottle o shine...i think we should make some more little 'uns'
on Tuesday, April 26th, the drunk mailman said
ma : 'pa...i think i'm gonna have another young 'un'...what are we gonna call 'im'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'bob bob billy bob bob jr...what else'
ma : 'but bob bob billy bob bob jr is a'ready using that one'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'we'll call 'im bob bob billy bob bob jr number two'
ma : 'what if it's a girl'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'i guess i'll have even more young 'uns'
on Tuesday, April 26th, billzebub said
True enough! It's the double-edged sword of populism...to look out after the little man who's too damned stupid to look after hisself. And then to look down on him in contempt cause he won't wise up and quit voting against his own best interest.
on Wednesday, April 27th, mykel armory said
rondey you not given me email to send to you chaptr. yo umust see the god and he say. wen you see he say you wil see how it is can be that yoo are wrong. and then you will see. you will know of this. the god he say that your wors is your deads. now that is some thing. you see dorney thta big thing form god. he say this. and you telus this. well i am not think what hobby horde is. i am not knowing the what is miner. bug you see. you are telling a bad on people. again. you do this to moch. give a chance to the god. he will lobe you.
on Wednesday, April 27th, Nigel Tailwind said
Mykel
Why don't you send Rondey the 9th chapter of quran where it calls for the slaughter of the non believers? Jerkoff.
on Wednesday, April 27th, Nigel Tailwind said
Drunk Mailman
Funny shit man. Thanks.
on Wednesday, April 27th, Samuel said
Drunken Fucktard,
I write this to explain to you the 3 basic needs of human beings: food, water and shelter.
You seem to have a grasp on the food part, to which I congratulate you. I'm glad to see even the northerner realize food is something that isn't handed to you out of spiritual entity-given right.
But, in some areas, shelter, which includes a bit more that just a wooden box to live in, isn't just given away or in such extreme abundance that it is taken for granted. Some people enjoy having clothers and blankets to keep warm with. While you northern folk seem to have evolved past the point of needing such trivial things as warmth, I congratulate you once more.
However, I have shocking news for you. Some of us "less-evolved" southern folk see quilts as much more than just a museum piece to snicker at and make fun of. For some people, surely only us "less evolved" southerners, it's a source of warmth in a cold night when the electric bill has been cut because some northeastern based corporation has decided they could pay people in other countries less to produce and ship goods here.
I may try to sleep without any blankets or such tonight...just to see what it's like being a northerner...but I fear Pa may take me to the woodshed for doing such "yankee" things.
on Wednesday, April 27th, razlerja said
Then why, Oh wise Samuel, are the southern states Red and the northern ones Blue?
on Wednesday, April 27th, briannirvana said
what would mohammed say about Mykle's mangling of the english language?
Answer:
He's a fucktard.
on Wednesday, April 27th, Pistaugh said
I want to be lobed.
on Wednesday, April 27th, Samuel said
Yes, I remember seeing the solid blue across the north this election cycle...mmmmhmmm...
Also, wasn't it Clinton who passed NAFTA? Say wha?
It doesn't matter the party affiliation, it's a matter of class...the rich want more and the poor want anything they can get.
on Wednesday, April 27th, the drunk mailman said
i'm just holding down the fort till rodney gets back...i only learn from the best...
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'pa...can i go over ta joe don leroy jack eddy's trailer to eat'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'what's the matter...you don't like your ma's quilt'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'sure i do...but joe don leroy jack eddy's pa is a preacher man an' they have'n holy shroud 'n' corn-in-the-hole'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'go ahead on...but doan ferget to show sum respect an' squeal like a pig'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'yippie...holy shroud 'n' corn-in-the-hole...i feel like i jus done died an' and went to heaven'
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on Wednesday, April 27th, the drunk mailman said
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on Wednesday, April 27th, briannirvana said
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on Wednesday, April 27th, billzebub said
I live in NC and just wanted to say I don't understand Samuel's hangup with blankets. I mean, i own a few blankets, but I don't fret over them that much. I even have a quilt or two, but uhh, I just wanted to say that I voted blue and Samuel is not the spokesperson for Southerners.
on Wednesday, April 27th, the drunk mailman said
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on Wednesday, April 27th, the drunken fucktard said
sam...you forgot the most important thing that a human being needs to survive in this world...a sense of humor...
on Thursday, April 28th, tsfrog said
and working lungs help too.
on Thursday, April 28th, Samuel said
I spend a lot of time studying folk art, music, etc. Being from a family that has a long history in the United States, I have spent a lot of time researching regions my family is from, has lived in, etc.
Therefore, I guess I'm taking the above too seriously. I just find it lame that a viable artform is being pissed upon.
I'm sorry I didn't blindly exhault Rodney for his post. I love this site and 95% of the blurbs, I didn't realize it had to be 100%...my most heartfelt apologies.
Also, I'm from the South, Texas to be exact and I voted Green...and if you want to get all wild about it...my home county of Jefferson (here in Texas) was a blue county.
Thanks for your time and efforts,
Samuel
on Thursday, April 28th, ebbv said
everything is a "viable art form", you retard.
on Thursday, April 28th, Samuel said
...You say that and i'm the retard...
For coming to site with so many Greek references and illusions of "free thinking, open-minded people" you guys sure are a bunch of nut riding, single-minded fucktards.
Now I remember why I stopped posting in Athens.
on Thursday, April 28th, mykel armory said
yes snaumel you see how they are treat me. and now ytou are treat in same maner.these are not good free mined people. they are not. they arree sheep and pigs.
on Thursday, April 28th, the drunk mailman said
dear general anonymous
since your absence we have been under attack from illiterate fundamentalists and rebel defenders of the quilt...i'm at my wit's end and almost out of quips...please send reinforcements...
the last man standing
davy crochet
p.s. remember that bear i killed when i was only three...i made a rug out of it...please don't hate me
on Thursday, April 28th, Samuel said
Oh man, I got a good laugh out of that. I commend you.
Rebel Defender of the Quilt.
Heh.
Kudos.
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on Thursday, April 28th, ebbv said
yes, everything is a "viable art form" if you think quilts are.
if quilting is then so is food, isn't it?
and so is making buildings out of cards, and model churches out of popsicle sticks, interpretive dance, putting umbrellas all over a hill, pissing in a jar and dumping a crucifix in there...
if a quilt is art then so is everything.
and in any case, why would a "viable form of art" be immune from mockery and criticism?
answer:
you're a fucking idiot.
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fuck gambling and name calling...somebody knit me a teddy bear...i want to go to bed...but first i got to get fired from my job so i can get a quilt...hi ho hobby horse...away
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on Friday, April 29th, Nigel Tailwind said
Can't we all just get along fucktards?
Funny shit folks.
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Thanx Nigel...
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As long as this forum has devolved into blind insults.
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and watch out samuel! that mykel guy is trying to befriend you with that enemy of my enemy shit! maybe it's because you're the only person over 13 on this forum?
on Friday, April 29th, richard said
there's so much bad shit and so many bad people in this world and rodney and his followers have to pick on some poor friendly woman? your average SUV driver makes her look like a saint. i can only wish the people that i'm surrounded by everyday were as sweet and innocent as this lady. that bloomers question was so cute. what do all of you do to help society? i'm serious. all you self-righteous fuckers like ebbv, can you please list the great things that you do for society everyday? i'd be interested to know.
i'm a huge fan of rodney too but he has problems if shit like this gets him that angry.
i see no difference between rodney's article and this womans quilt. both people are really doing nothing to help the problems at hand - yet i appreciate both gestures because they're very human and at least they're not one of the bad guys.
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bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'pa...what's online gambling'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'it's the next best thing to squealling like a pig'
on Friday, April 29th, crapmonkey said
i actually have a shirt that says "liquor in the front, poker in the rear" its some stupid bar shirt.
on Friday, April 29th, the drunk mailman said
it doesn't sound stupid to me...
on Friday, April 29th, the drunk mailman said
at least not as stupid as 'free quilts for the poor'
on Saturday, April 30th, crapmonkey said
the bar is stupid, the shirt rocks.
on Saturday, April 30th, the drunk mailman said
do you rock when the shirt comes off...
on Saturday, April 30th, the drunk mailman said
i only meant that if you're a girl...fuck i'm drunk...good night
on Saturday, April 30th, Paul Kircher said
I love quilts
on Saturday, April 30th, the drunk mailman said
for lunch or dinner...or bacon and quilts for breakfast...
on Saturday, April 30th, the drunk mailman said
...and the nominations for best poor person are...freddy the freeloader...sluggo...and bob bob billy bob bob sr...and the quilt goes to...bob bob billy bob bob sr...
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'i'd like to thank...mrs dibbely...god...and most of all...the ol' sperm bank...ma ma mommy ma ma
on Saturday, April 30th, the drunk mailman said
...and the recipient of tonight's honorary karl malden quilt for flogging a dead hobby horse is...the drunk mailman...the drunk mailman couldn't be here tonight because he's drunk...accepting the quilt for the drunk mailman will be marlon brando...one moment please...mr brando couldn't be here tonight because he's busy feeding millions of earthworms...in place of mr brando sasheen littlefeather will accept the quilt...
sasheen : 'the drunk mailman refuses the quilt because he really wanted an indian blanket...
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man, you are drunk, mailman. and yes i am a girl.
on Saturday, April 30th, the drunk mailman said
i'm glad you're a girl...just checkin'...you never know who anyone really is on the internet...you can take your shirt off now...
on Saturday, April 30th, crapmonkey said
ill be leaving my shirt on but nice try.
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100th comment.
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on Sunday, May 1st, briannirvana said
ive been drinking since 7:30 this morning. I stopped at 2:30 last night and got some needed sleep. I woke up with a cigarette between my fingers so i reached over to the end table and grabbed a lighter i sat a while. then i had a glass of rum and tea. Im drinking again cause im writing, again. I have almost 5 weeks before classes start for summer. I will be sharing the shit i write with valiantdeath.com. sign up for the newsletter.
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on Monday, May 2nd, the drunk mailman said
looks like the quilt war is over...
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This is the worst Lord Of The Rings message board I have ever seen.
on Tuesday, May 3rd, mykel armory said
you mailman is wrong on war over. he is bombs iraw every dfay. he is talk of bombs iran. he is not stop un till he is war on all islam. now quilt. i dont know what is quilt. no frodo at all. no lor od rings. this is siste for dorney to tell his sheep of deathand kill. he is again all that is good. b=bnow hes hate poor. how should that be. the rodney must be stoped. it si sa question. what you know is real to be said on the gods tung shal be forth right onth e day of his meeting withs you. remember the god frodo. your lord of rings is not work of god but uif evil. leand of him and he will galed you soud.
on Tuesday, May 3rd, Frodo said
Lord Of The Rings isn't completely evil Mykel. Those elves are a lovely bunch of wholesome folk.....I would sure like to be the lord of Liv Tyler's ring, if you get what I'm saying.
on Tuesday, May 3rd, Nigel Tailwind said
Watch out for a fatwah Rod! The headchopper said you must be stopped.
on Tuesday, May 3rd, razlerja said
"leand of him and he will galed you soud." Truely, what more can be said???
on Tuesday, May 3rd, the drunk mailman said
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'pa...what's a mykel'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'the first sign of the coming apocalypse'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'what's the second sign'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'exploding toads'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'oh no...where can we hide from the apocalypse'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'the only place god doesn't exist...in an atheist's brain'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'where are we going to find an atheist's brain pa'
bob bob billy bob bob sr : 'don't worry jr...we exist in one right now'
bob bob billy bob bob jr : 'phew...are we ever lucky'
on Tuesday, May 3rd, Grundy Sherwood said
So, the truth comes out! The Iraq war is your fault, drunk mailman! You've been secretly dropping bombs on Iraqis and blaming it on the Bush administration! And you've been spreading rumors about going to war with Iran by covertly changing GWB's speeches! And now this cowardly attack on quilts!! What's next, Herr Hitler... POLAND?!! When will you be stopped!
on Tuesday, May 3rd, the drunk mailman said
run run as fast as you can...you can't catch me...i'm the drunk mailman...
on Tuesday, May 3rd, briannirvana said
I am briannirvana pussycat, my whiskers fly...
on Tuesday, May 3rd, razlerja said
Now THATS poetry, Mailman!
on Tuesday, May 3rd, briannirvana said
im gonna open my wrists the next time some one says something pretentious.
on Tuesday, May 3rd, the drunk mailman said
open a bottle of beer instead...that's what i do...that's why i'm drunk ALL the time...
on Tuesday, May 3rd, DieselBoy said
This is the worst model train message booard that I have ever seen.
on Wednesday, May 4th, briannirvana said
last night i awoke thirsty.
I reached for my water and spilt the whole fucking thing, i reached for the next glass on the table and drank from it, i couldnt figure out what the taste was. it was warm beer. i nearly puked. i had to go get something to chase the taste of warm miller high life at 3:30am.
why does everyone hate styx?
on Wednesday, May 4th, the drunk mailman said
with some styx and a quilt you could make a hobby horse and give it to a poor child...but i think he'd rather have some crack...or some crank that he could styx in his arm...styx stink...listening to styx is like a poke in the ear with a sharp styx...if you find yourself groovin' to styx i think you have too much time on your hands...
on Wednesday, May 4th, Nigel Tailwind said
I think I'll quilt myself a rope and hang my sorry ass because I now have a Styx song stuck in my head. You rat bastards.
on Wednesday, May 4th, the drunk mailman said
or you could tie an anchor around your ankle and toss it off a bridge into the river styx
on Wednesday, May 4th, the drunk mailman said
stop...disregard that last post...you'll end up in hell...where they play nothing but styx all the time...
on Wednesday, May 4th, Nigel Tailwind said
Usually I hum the riff to My Sharona to clear a Styking song. This one's a tuff bugger. Might have to take a toke on some TNT.
on Thursday, May 5th, razlerja said
This is teh worst Styx Tribute message bord evar!
on Thursday, May 5th, briannirvana said
i like styx's piano and electric piano solos.
on Friday, May 6th, Ozymandias said
An old woman caring about people isn't a bad thing, but your atrocious spelling and grammar are. I didn’t bother reading the whole thing it was so poorly written. Frankly, you look like a moron in dire need of material worth ranting about as well as anger-management therapy.
What do you get out of being a passive-aggressive little shock value cutie anyway? High blood pressure?
on Friday, May 6th, mykel armory said
ozymansa you spel wrong to. you are use a - in anger mangemnet therpy when is not a - in words. you are not think.
on Friday, May 6th, Paul Kircher said
Rodney, I finished the graphics for the new webpage you are working on during your whirlwind breaks from RATYHTL :)
on Friday, May 6th, briannirvana said
ozzy,
you dont have to be william blake to write a blog.
I think rodneys vernacyular is done well.
Id like to actually hear rodney recite a blog he writes, great voice, very brilliant, clear, loud.
im taking two speech courses this fall.
i use to have panic attacks whgen it came to speaking in front of peers. i dont get that anymore since i started tasking medicine.
on Friday, May 6th, jimbob said
This is teh best Eddie Furlong tribute message board evar!
on Saturday, May 7th, Doc said
Enough already!!! Who gives a rat's bum about Hillbilly culture.If they survive black lung or a mine cave-in they usually buy it from an Iraqi bullet or a guest apppeasrence on Cops.Dammit People!!! the NHL is still on strike and not one of you is upset or trying to end it...
on Sunday, May 8th, mykel armory said
you say at us now we have black lung and then you talk of iraq bullet. nthem mis not iraqu billety. you are real not right. and you say to strike on nhl and it is not counry. end it. harldy. ozmandia is tel us that grammar is bad but it grammer. no a. no a in grammer. a dumb on you.
on Sunday, May 8th, Doc said
Hey Myckel,you 'furrin'styooo-pid fuc-tard.If ya could reed de unglissh a no wun hokay,ya would have unneerstood whut I yam wuzzz talk-kink bout.If and when ya larn de ungleeash buttur ya vill knoe whud i yamm speak-kink of...
on Sunday, May 8th, the drunk mailman said
i predict the nhl will fold..in it's place the phl...the poor hockey league...will be formed...the unemployed and the homeless will be recruited to play...they be be paid $39.95 a game...tickets will be $5.00...and the winner team will be awarded the stanley quilt
on Thursday, May 19th, razlerja said
HA!! Mailman, you made me laugh...but AT hockey not with it.
Today on NPR's Morning Edition I heard a segment about how, 
