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04/14/2005: "Comedy, thy name is "Suzanne"."
Hey there, Liberal Elite, check out this episode of The Paul Kircher Show
during which I completely lose my composure thanks to a reference to
Seeking Solutions with Suzanne.
By the way, for $100 and some change (teh bestest $100 and some change
that you'll EVAR spend) you can take part in National Geographic's Human
Migration Project. If enough of us take part in this, we may be able to
find out where our tribe originated.
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Real questions and answers
from the Ayatollah's official website
Today's Question
Is it allowed to eat at McDonald restaurant?
Answer: You are allowed to eat those meals which do not contain
meat. And you can eat meat also, if the seller is a Muslim and that the
seller has made sure that the meat belonged to an animal that had been
slaughtered according to Islamic conditions.
[Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Mayor McCheese in Baghdad?
Jules: They don't call him Mayor McCheese?
Vincent: They call him Mullah McCheese.
Jules: Mullah McCheese. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.]_ . _
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She slayed the compitition in Witches Are Bitches, Cuntesses of
Monte Krisco, and 1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and
Gravy Edition (Oh... dear...Christ...)
While she just slayed.
Happy birthday to ...
Ashley Shye who turns 34 today.
And to Sarah Michelle Gellar who turns 28
The ancient Greek word of the day is:
pagh - trap, snare
If the above word looks like ippojshit to you,
then you need to go here
and download the SPIONIC font for either MAC or PC. Dude.The Latin word of the day is:
famulus - attendent
Replies: 14 Comments
on Thursday, April 14th, crapmonkey said
"1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part: 3"? so does that mean that it took three movies to cover it all or our there actually 3,003 ways?
on Thursday, April 14th, billzebub said
You haven't lived until you've tried my spicy jizz curry.
on Friday, April 15th, Matt said
Nice Tigers hat! Woo!
on Friday, April 15th, briannirvana said
Mykle,
This web site is all about you. arent you lucky...
http://www.rodneyanonymous.com/athens/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=49&sid=ab274b091ccbe54897dab5e7f60229df
on Friday, April 15th, briannirvana said
i dont know about you but ive read a bunch of shit about rameriez. calis night stalker. im shocked. and that takes a lot. i heard of zooskool.com from a band who wrote a song, zooskool.com made me shit my pants...something like that, and i didnt flinch.
on Friday, April 15th, me...briannirvana said
ok people like suzanne.
you know what we should do with self help gurus?
(1) if they are foregin, we laugh at them. and have sex with the foregin women,
(2) if they are american, and beautiful women, we have sex with them: fellatio, 69s, cum shots: but if they are ugly like suzzy we take them out back and tie them to a tree and put an apple on their head. we shoot it off...with a flame thrower. agree or disagree. and discuss:
on Friday, April 15th, Paul Kircher said
Have a good weekend
on Friday, April 15th, mykel armory said
now. rodeny is done better today by not saying things to be about death of people he must not like. now he remembers the god.ddd maybe . andhe is trying for making him self better. good job. iam happy. how now his readers....you. you are make this site to poke fon of me and say i am and sister is uglys and you ate takl about brainnivia be fake and about band names. what the hehll you talk about the bope. you say i spell and i dont speell and you are bad at spell to. myekl you spell my name wrong. you are ordney sells may be right most of the time. roneyd does little bad spells. but is his real name anymous>? it seems wrong. he did a good job today. may be that readers are the evil force be hind rodenys use of evil for your fun. he will and is breaking from the ways of you want him to be and now is using the ways i tought him. i remeberr the god and you will too. he must give a im sorry to shivo and what he caled fat dorkin and the puple. then we well see thow what then we will see how what he says will change with the he is trying to be better. good job rodney. i am sorry for saying fat at you. and sic and nasty.
on Friday, April 15th, ebbv said
rodney how many hits does RATYHTL get per day?
i find it hard and difficult and hard to believe you get more hits than wilwheaton.net. he has legions of she-cows who worship his every word and stab burn effigies of his wife daily.
on Friday, April 15th, razlerja said
You know, when you spell the word 'spell' wrong, it is hard for anyone to take you seriously. Otherwise, another amazing band name: 'Fat Dorkin and the Puple'! (Note - Say it out loud; its even funnier)
on Friday, April 15th, Oneword said
Hey rodney, every friday night I have a radio show on the net. This friday night(4-15), I will be doing an ode to the Dead Milkmen, and the bands that have been influenced by them. So not only do people like the D.M. but they also try to sound like them. wccx.cc.edu 10-12PM central, 11PM-1AM Philly, 8-10PM Cali.
on Friday, April 15th, Rory said
Did Wil Wheaton get plastic surgery or something? He looks completely different.
on Saturday, April 16th, Matt said
Shit people, apparently it's our fault. For shame!
on Saturday, April 16th, the drunk mailman said
in bagdad they call hamburglar...no hand burglar
