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04/06/2005: "We put the GRIM in Grimaldi."

Hey there, pre-teen Grit salesmen; there's an ultra-long post in the works
(honest). In the meantime, those of you with Real Audio can enjoy today's
episode of The Paul Kircher Show in which we learn about the upcoming turf-
war between the FEC and Bloggers, I ask an expert on Papal History teh most
inappropriate question EVAR, and the Royal House of Grimaldi is subjected
to the sort of treatment normally reserved for the International House of
Pancakes.

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Real questions and answers
from the Ayatollah's official website

Today's Question

Is playing cricket forbidden? And what about watching cricket and other
sports on television?

Answer: There is no objection in it.

[For those of you keeping score: Chess is forbidden; Cricket is not.
- Ayatollah Anonymous]

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She went where no man has gone before in Victoria's Wet Secrets and
Euro Girls Never Say No

He's the smooothest man in outta space

Happy birthday to ...

Ronita who turns 24 today.

And Mr. Colt .45, Billy Dee Williams, turns 68. (68? That can't be
right)




The ancient Greek word of the day is:
hbh - youth

If the above word looks like ippojshit to you,
then you need to go here
and download the SPIONIC font for either MAC or PC. Dude.


The Latin word of the day is:
lascive - wantonly

Replies: 18 Comments

on Wednesday, April 6th, K'vitsh said

I still can't open the last show. The one about vaseline or whatever.

It bothers me, Rodney. I like the shows.

on Wednesday, April 6th, SirAtededge said

How dare you blaspheme against IHOP, teh best fuckin pancakes on teh planet. If the Church came down on pedophile priests the way an IHOP manager goes after a fry cook who puts eggs or bacon on the pancake griddle, you'd see more people at mass.

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on Thursday, April 7th, Mykel ARmory said

Now rondey does he are going to put a picture of the pope with hokey sticks.
That is not funny and i will tell you why. he (rodner) tells us last wekk that his going to hell becuase he likes hockey and then he puts the pictyure of the pope with hockey sticks. that means he is trying to tell that the pipe is going to be put in to hell. that is no good. every day rodney you have to do something to make fun at god. i am not understanding why i read this site. Every day I think that I will find roedney in a spiritual idea and he may get him self on the road to heaven. but NO!!! HE does this again every day. you say you did not hate the pope but here you are ! You find the time to make fun after he is dead. I do not think you are as a good man. you are make me sick and test my cool. why do thit? I am a good man, I work a normal job and oyu are a a brat. I heard you ure band. the dead milkmen. they are not good! they were sing about the reatrded calling them retards! you are mean to them to! when sill this end? Telling us junkie. thelling us that you are on beach party vetnam. men died in vetnam but you dont care! you make fun again! is that your life? you have no heart. you have no idea of how evil your ways have been rodey! get the head out of the hell of yours and be a good man. you have some tament. some wear. use it for good and not to be evil and be into hell and all the evil you do! i am not going to stand for this any logger! be good and nice and try not to be a bad commenter. you will thank me yet rodney anonymous. you use anymous to make us not know you are so that we will not see you on the street and tell you of the bad idead you do! you must have to say i am sorry to terry shivo! you must say ia m sorry to the pope and you must see that life is to shorty to be evil in it. i will all ways to pray for your soud.

on Thursday, April 7th, Nigel Tailwind said

Mykel,
Rodney is the only man on planet Earth savvy enough, in this time or mourning, to recognize this Pope had one wicked muthafucking backhander.

on Thursday, April 7th, razlerja said

Of course the pipe is going to be put in to hell; that is where the smoke is.

on Thursday, April 7th, mykel armory said

you are a wise acher, you knew what I was saying. its not pipethat was sying. i was sawing pope but yiou are just another one to make fumn at me becuase i am saiying what is right.

on Thursday, April 7th, razlerja said

If you think people should be respectful to the Pope why were you sawing him?! That's gross!!! Regardless, I think that you make fumn at yourself and need no help from me.

on Thursday, April 7th, mykel armotry said

quss what. you are wrong.
you are following thewords of orodney and he is wrong to. you have no mind you sheep and you tell me i am make fun at me. bull. i am not make fun at any one. and you are talking ab out sawing the pope. not me. see you do but see i dont the rodney. he is not telling the truth. he is lies! i am here to tech rondey the trulth!

on Thursday, April 7th, Rodney said

K'vitsh,

Here it is (Rock you like a hurricane)

on Thursday, April 7th, Grundy Sherwood said

Hey, we're not the ones who follow a religion where those who follow it are called "sheep" or "the flock". You are the sheep. If you say you are not, then you are lying or don't believe in god. And if you say you are, then you are saying that either it is good to be a sheep (and therefore we are all good people) or that you are a bad person and belong to a bad religion.

By the way, why do you read this, anyway? I mean it was funny at first, but it's getting kind of old. So whoever you are (Brian) you can stop now. You're starting to "test my cool".

on Thursday, April 7th, K'vitsh said

Rodney, you're the greatest. Thank you, sincerely.

on Thursday, April 7th, billzebub said

Speaking of pipes:

on Friday, April 8th, mykel armory said

i read this because i am i liked the things rodney said when he wansr killinf the popw or terri shivo. i saw a search on the boss darmness by the edge od town. and this site was trhe search. being a pa resident i thought this was a good pa site with good ideas on it but rodney keep talking about killingo shivo and the pope and that is not good. he was good wehn he told us about dog on main street howl xux he under stand but now he takes one omeomt in to his hand and that was good, but he rodney now tells us that he is to kill shivo and the pope. in hell. I felt that he was wrong. i can not help how i feel in mt heart. i think hw is hear less and has to see in him self why he say what he thing iis wtong. he makes fun of vetnam vets. he is talk of reatards and taking htme to the zo adn junkie. this is not rock. this is being a jerk. n rememver the god. he say those who are not to be in the book of life go in to hell. do you wish to do in to hell? No one wants rodney theyre to please talk to him and help me toeel him he is wrong. thank you.

on Friday, April 8th, Nigel Tailwind said

See you in hell Rod.

on Friday, April 8th, briannirvana said

mykle is turning me on, im starting to think it might be courtney love^_^

on Friday, April 8th, Grundy Sherwood said

Wow, Mykel, your blithering is getting worse and worse. I haven't the slightest idea what you just said. Congratulations!