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03/23/2005: "Punjab Calling"

Hey gang (land-style assassins); what's black and white and redneck
all over?

Here's another clue: It's been over a year since you've seen one, and
it's not the inside of a shower stall.

Final hint: It's funnier than those crappy cartoons in the New Yorker that
only Choate graduates seem to find amusing.

That's right; Life With The Poor is back!

And, as if that weren't enough, you can click here (if it's not posted
yet, don't worry; it soon will be) to listen to Paul and
I debate the Terri Schiavo case, talk to a man who traveled around Borneo,
and ponder the future of America's oil reserves.
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Real questions and answers
from the Ayatollah's official website

Today's Question

Is it permissible to talk to a non-Mahram girl with the intention for
seeking consent to marry her in future?



Answer: Due to probably committing sins is not permissible.

[See, Doc, I told you it wasn't permissible - Ayatollah Anonymous]

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She played the field in Goin Down On Brown, Sista Act (I haven't
seen it; but it hs to be better than the Whoopi Goldberg version), Anal
Pool Party 2 (I hope that pool has a good filter), and Yo Yo Yo: A Very Black
Christmas Tale!

He played on the field the quarterback for the Iggles

Happy birthday to ...

Champagne who turns 35 today.

And Ron "Jaws" Jaworski who turns 54.




The ancient Greek word of the day is:
deuro - here, over here

If the above word looks like ippojshit to you,
then you need to go here
and download the SPIONIC font for either MAC or PC. Dude.


The Latin word of the day is:
monstramus - we show, point out

Replies: 8 Comments

on Wednesday, March 23rd, Doc said

Thanx Rodney!! That sho izza load off mah mind cause she weren't too halal either iffen ya know whut ah mean....As for Ms Schavio(or Florida's largest veggie...)how come neither you or Paul mentioned the fact guys like Santorum or Dubya have much in common with her and still manage to sorta function without someone tryin to pull their plugs?Huh huh pull their plugs.

on Wednesday, March 23rd, Grundy Sherwood said

Sorry to be off-topic, but if you haven't checked out the comments for the 3/21 Thoughtless - "As I walk this land of broken dreams" - there is one that was posted today (3/23) that is absolutely hilarious, and I think you'll know which one I mean.

LWTP was good; my only complaint is I couldn't decide which Simpsons character should be doing the voices: Cletus or Apu.

on Wednesday, March 23rd, K'vitsh said

Rodney, you were very eloquent and made excellent points on the Paul K. show. Bravo.

on Friday, March 25th, Matt said

Something else to entertain with the short thoughtless...
His Dubyaness came to visit old Tucson earlier this week, and some kid was denied entrance because he was wearing a Young Democrats shirt. Here's the story: http://wildcat.arizona.edu/papers/98/119/01_3.html. But that's not the point; look at the picture. I love it when hillbilly rednecks show their support for Bush with signs saying things such as "Bush is better then[sic] hippies".

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