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02/22/2005: "Read All About It (or don't)"
Hey there, teenage thrill-killers, I'll be back tomorrow with all the dirt
on my date with Rick Santorum.
Until then, please enjoy this update from the Philly Metro on a story that
I posted shortly before the Super Bowl.

Happy birthday to ...
Jenna Haze. The star of When the Boyz Are Away the Girlz Will
Play (6 thru 9) and Fast Times at Deep Crack High 4 turns 23
today.
While Mary Anonymous (mother of Rodney) turns not 23. The ancient Greek word of the day is:
sxolh - leisure.
If the above word looks like ippojshit to you,
then you need to go here
and download the SPIONIC font for either MAC or PC. Dude.The Latin word of the day is:
possum - I can
Replies: 5 Comments
on Tuesday, February 22nd, Jackalope said
In this time of mourning, it is nice to celebrate life. Happy birthday, Mary. Without you, my life would be diminished. Have a good one.

on Tuesday, February 22nd, razlerja said
Well, I'm not a big city lawyer...actually, I'm not any kind of lawyer at all (although I play one on TV). However, it seems to me, that if you volunteer for something, you can't then sue them because they didn't 'supervise' you. Looks like some lawyer is fishing for an anoyance pay-off. I'll bet they are suing the shovel manufacturer and the weather channel as well!

on Tuesday, February 22nd, Doc said
Hey, wasn't this guy on Cops a few weeks back?

on Tuesday, February 22nd, billzebub said
Shovels don't frostbite people; weather frostbites people! When snow shoveling is outlawed, only outlaws will have clear walkways.

on Wednesday, February 23rd, briannirvana said
kudos rodney for nicely balancing smut with dignity in the b days section.
how about the greek and latin words for birthday?