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02/16/2005: "Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation"
"The Warren Report is laughable! I'm going to break the real story - bust
this case wide open and have the scoop of the century."
Last known words of Dorothy Kilgallen
I sorry that you assorted riff-raff had to go a few days without a Thoughtless. I threw my back out and Sunday night (just before Valentine's
Day. The essence of comedy is timing) and had to spend a few days in bed
(I thought about getting Nathan to fill in for me, but no one seen him
since he left for the premiere of Constantine).
Two of the many goods things about being confined to my bed were that I
got lay there and enjoy The Saddest Music in the World ("If you
are sad and like beer, I'm your lady")and I also came up with a great idea
for a book. If any of you can but me in touch with a publisher, I
would greatly appreciate it (Yes, I own a copy of the 2005 Writer's
Market Guide, but I don't have time to shop around - this is an
emergency! Email me at rodney@rodneyanonymous.com. This is serious,
people! )
What really sucked about the shut-in experience (other than the terrible
pain, of course) was that there was a ton of stuff (to quote Plato) that
I wanted to write about. For starters I wanted to update the part in
Sunday's piece about Jeopardy to include this:
This legislation grants the president of the United States the right to
send US forces to The Hague, should it attempt to bring an American to
trial.
What is The Delay-Helms Servicemen Protection Act, Alex? Hey Alex, isn't
Holland a member of NATO?
And, naturally, I had a few thoughts about the gentleman who was organizing
a mass suicide on Cupid Day.
But the one thing I would've loved to write about most was something that
I noticed on Makin's site a few days after it was posted. First Michelle
cries like the nine-year-old we all know that she is about why she doesn't
post comments (Sadly, none of us get mentioned by name in the infamous
PFMYV incident). The, in what has to be the greatest comic achievement
since a dozen Hell's Angels took turns beating the living shit out of
Carrot Top, Malkin lists the comments that were apparently posted on an
Emory College web site following the Fucked Up Filipino's recent appearance
at that fine institution of higher learning / barnyard of nymphomaniacs.
Click your heels together and think happy thoughts, gang. Here we go…
What I want to really know is whether Malkin has the ability to suck the
chrome off of a trailer hitch.
I mean, she's gotta have SOME kind of purposeful earthly use walking around
on this planet, because she certainly doesn't have one that has anything to
do with her intellect or her political views.
Jeremiah Elias | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 2:26 am | #
Why exactly does this large toothed educated female wog believe that she
will be treated as white when God chose to make her yellow?
Even her political allies see her as nothing more than a trained monkey
coached into saying a few simple racial truths that would be politically
damaging if put into the mouths of a white man?
Her hatred for her fellow wogs comes from an inability to accept that God
did not make her a European and that God chose to make her a woman.
Please, beat her severely and set her to work in a brothel somewhere in
Malaysia that services Islamic terrorists.
King Leopold | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 12:39 am | #
Do you think Malkin's breezer runs horizontally instead of vertically?
Any opinions on the subject?
Jeremiah Elias | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 2:28 am | #
That's Michele Mangalangawanker to you, buddy!
Seriously. The more she blogs the stupider she gets. Some people just need
editors...or a smack in the head with a pillow case full of weasel shit.
tbogg | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 3:02 am | #
Do you think there would be a big market for "internment camp porn"
starring Michelle Malkin and Chartoff? It could be like "Ernest" movies
from the 1980's "hey verne look at the filipina" jr | Email | Homepage |
02.04.05 - 3:05 am | #
Would you please use the name my parents (and our dear savior the Lord
Jesus Christ) gave me? It's Mangalangangbang, liberal swine! Michelle
Mangalangangbang | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 6:28 am | #
Can I fuck her up the ass? Balanchine | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 -
6:57 am | #
You know, if Malkin had been living on the west coast in 1942, I can
guarantee that she'd be just another fucking jap as far as the vast
majority of the population was concerned.
Maybe what Magalangadingdong is really hoping for is that she'll get tossed
in a camp and get to live out her "Comfort Woman" fantasy that she works
hard to keep under lock and key at all times . . ..
Big Daddy Mars | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 7:45 am | #
Look at how even aggressive educated wogs like this Michelle Malkin serve
their white masters at little or no prodding simply because they desire
to be white and not what they were born.
Malkin's a whore regardless what race she was born. She'd serve any Dark
Lord as long as they paid her.
Big Daddy Mars | Email | Homepage | 02.04.05 - 7:52 am | #
Shit Luther, suddenly PFMYV doesn't seem so rude.
I'll say one thing about Malkin; had it not been for a posting on her blog,
I might have never know that flaming lunatic Sister Lucia dos Santos had
died on Saturday. Malkin, who obviously believes in a lot of bat-shit crazy
stuff said of the neurotic nun would "May she rest in eternal peace."
Friar Mario de Oliveira summed up Sister Lucia as a person suffering from
"religious hallucinations" and living in a "delirious world of infantile
fantasies". While Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the Vatican's top theologian,
said that Lucia probably concocted her vision from devotional books.
These comments were made, back in 2000, on the occasion of the public
revelation of the third secret prophecy of Fatima which, for reasons I hope
I can never understand, disappointed many Catholics by not
foretelling the end of the world (It's been reported that Sister Looney
predicted the end of the world would happen before 1960.)
Speaking of crazy religious women, tune in tomorrow for…wait for it…
Blair's February Newsletter! Hot Shit Yeah!
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Rebecca Lord. The star of The Erotic Misadventures of the
Invisible Man and Max World 6: Rolling and Reaming turns
32 today.
kranion - skull.
If the above word looks like ippojshit to you,
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celeriter - quickly
