Mid-Week Religious Roundup
Here are the latest religious stats as of 9:00 AM EST on 12/17/09:
- Oral Roberts is still dead (and, perhaps partially responsible for our current financial crisis)
- Speaking of financial crises: Rod Parsley is going broke
- Ray "Banana Boy" Comfort is in trouble
- Charlie "Is it me or the outhouse?" Daniels is still an idiot
- The Catholic Church may have killed the sequel to a movie that nobody saw
- Idiots toss kid out of school for drawing Jesus (although the kid seems to have confused Easter with Christmas)
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