Thoughtless for the Day

Charlie "Smokeless Dick Cheese" Daniels has posted a new piece titled "Global Hypocrisy". Here's a small taste:

Hamas has been raining Katyusha rockets down on Israel, not military targets but civilians, and as far as the United Nations and the governments of most it's [sic] members are concerned, Israel should just sit there and do nothing while it's [sic] citizens are maimed and killed by their avowed blood enemies.
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What would you do if the guy a couple of blocks down the street was taking a high-powered rifle and randomly shooting at your house or in your backyard where your children were playing?

First of all, Chartard, I live in the Mid-Atlantic States where real men don't need high-powered rifles to destroy their neighbors; we can crush a man's soul with a single biting remark. Once, while visiting The Art Museum, I actually overheard a man say "That looks like a Lautrec". So I walked up behind him, cleared my throat and loudly said, "I think you mean a Toulouse-Lautrec. His full name was Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec."

Overcome with shame-by-association, the man's wife and children burst into uncontrollable weeping. The man then ran from the museum and hurled himself under the wheels of a passing SEPTA bus. His dying words were "I feel like such a Charlie Daniels."