Hey Paul, watch me pull a rabbit outta this hat!
Again? That trick never works.
Hey smartly dressed archeologists, it’s possible that the oldest inscription mentioning Jesus Christ has been found. It seems that a bowl has been discovered bearing the inscription "DIA CHRSTOU O GOISTAIS" (by Christ the magician).
And in other Jesus-related news, it looks like Christianity may be facing a plagiarism suit:
"This, in turn, undermines one of the strongest literary arguments employed by Christians over centuries to support the historicity of the Resurrection (in which they believe on faith): the specificity and novelty of the idea that the Messiah would die on a Friday and rise on a Sunday."