On The Sixth Day of Caligumas My True Love Gave To Me...
...a Caligumas E-card!
That's right; click right here to send what I'm hoping will be the first in an exciting series of Caligumas E-cards.
Speaking of cards (or in this case cards and fucktards), it seems that Donald E. Wildmon has his scratchy, burlap panties in twist over Hallmark's decision to sell same-sex wedding cards. All I can say is that any male who is that concerned about "the Gay" is obviously nursing a secret chubby for Chuck Norris.
Anyway, PZ over at Pharyngula has some helpful suggestions as to how to deal with Wildmon. Including supplying his address:
Donald E Wildmon
AFA
PO Drawer 2440
107 Parkgate Drive
Tupelo, MS 38803
I wonder if he'd appreciate a Caligumas card?
Richard Dawkins reads his email...
Comments
Caligula would be proud of you for honoring him in such a grand manner. The Vatican should be proud as well, since it was Caligula who brought a certain giant phallic structure (now called the Vatican Obelisk) over to Rome from Egypt. A crucifix now rides on top of this monument. FYI – this obelisk was “re-erected” in 1586 and is still standing strong. Merry Caligumas!
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August 25, 2008 08:58 PM