And Boy Are My Arms Tired
I just got in from the Green Party caucus, and I'm too tired to to write, so let me just say that if comedy = tragedy + time, then tonight's caucus should be really funny in about a million years.
Speaking of a million years (or 3.5 million to be more accurate), I've picked out my next tattoo:

I just hope Vienna is OK with me having a picture of another woman on my arm.