Mummified Fonzie Tells You What To Read
Hey kids, it's Saturday! And we all know what that means. Yes, once again it's time for Mummified Fonzie to bring us a roundup of this week's archeological news:
"Inside the burial shaft -- a recess crudely carved from bedrock -- experts found a closed wooden coffin inscribed with the name 'Iker', which translates to 'excellent one' in ancient Egyptian." - from Rare Egyptian "Warrior" Tomb Found
"...the find is nearly 1,000 years older what many consider Sudan's most spectacular discoveries of human sacrifice -- scores of bodies buried together." - from Archaeologists dig up 'oldest' African human sacrifice (Spokins ought to love that one)
"We shall not accept, however, the myth that space aliens or people from Atlantis arrived to help." - from Last of the ancient wonders: II- The Great Pyramid
"'I didn't find one drug that wasn't prepared properly,' Campbell says. 'I have no evidence that they were aware of the chemistry of their actions, but fortuitously or otherwise, they adopted the right techniques.'" - from Health-care plan in ancient Egypt? Research suggests more than spells, prayers
"'One might imagine that the Christian church had some misgivings about a style of dress which emphasized the breast and in addition revealed the front of the linen blouse underneath.'" - from Viking women had sexy style