Huckabee: It Rhymes with Theocracy
I have seen some messed up unpatriotic bullshit in my life, but nothing comes close to Mike "a man named Jed" Huckabee's recent comment that the Constitution should be amended to bring it more in line with the Bible
Here's Dumbfuckabee attempting to clarify:
"People sometimes say we shouldn't have a human life amendment or a marriage amendment because the Constitution is far too sacred to change, and my point is, the Constitution was created as a document that could be changed. That's the genius of it. The Bible, however, was not created to be amended and altered with each passing culture."
You'd think that a guy with a degree in Theology might know that the Bible has undergone countless revisions. Shit Luther, you'd also think that if the Constitution was meant to be more in line with the Bible, our Founding Fathers would've written it that way.
The whole history of these books [the Gospels] is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt minute enquiry into it: and such tricks have been played with their text, and with the texts of other books relating to them, that we have a right, from that cause, to entertain much doubt what parts of them are genuine. In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills.-Thomas Jefferson
OK, I'm pissed off; you're pissed off; we're all pissed off. But what can we do? Two words: Ayatollah Huckabee.
All we need to do is use the words "Ayatollah Huckabee" in causal conversation, or when posting in message boards. See if you can email Keith Olberman and get him to say it. It might be fun to make a few Ayatollah Huckabee stickers (feel free to use the graphic above) and plaster your city with them (Bonus points for anyone living in the South). Don't just sit there, get up and do something! Yes, I know I'm rambling, but I plan to make this my personal crusade. I won't stop until someone publicly addresses Mike Huckabee as "Ayatollah".