Goin' South
Dear Ayatollah Huckabee,
I just wanted you to know that I'm not going to gloat over your failure to take first place in the South Carolina Republican Primary. Although how a provincial pig-fucker like you could fail to capture the hearts of the sort of backwoods dumbfucks who make your dog-killing fuckwit son look like George Bernard Shaw will forever remain a mystery to me. Not that I'm a huge supporter of John McCain, who I feel pussied out by visiting Bob Jones University. In my opinion, the only reason to step onto the campus of BJU would be to inform the shit-for-brains student body that they have one hour to get their racist asses out of there before I come back with a baseball bat and a can of kerosene.
Better luck next time,
Rodney Anonymous
PS. By "Better luck next time", I of course mean "You belong in the outhouse, not the White House, dipshit."
