O Knowledge Tree, O Knowledge Tree
Our story so far...
Mike Huckabee continues to clear a path for the nomination of Ron Paul; Barack Obama is the new Steadman; Dana Perino is the new Sherri Shephard; and it turns out that James "Race and IQ" Watson is 16% Black.
Meanwhile, in the town where I was born...
The local Freethought Society has set up a "Tree of Knowledge" among the holiday religious paraphernalia outside the courthouse. I'm going to visit it next Saturday before some Galilean knocks it over. Anyone not celebrating the birth of the Prince of Peace will be killed!
"So many people who I work with on a daily basis, who are really struggling with faith, look and say, 'You know what? I'm embarrassed. Because you're an atheist, you're trying to say therefore we're going to sabotage what is a holiday, a religious holiday."
- Father Jonathan Morris, crying like a little girl on Fox & Friends
"You should not look at it as a sabotage. Because your faith should be strong enough where anybody standing there with a question would not intimidate you."
- Margaret Downey, gift-wrapping the good Father's ass before handing it back to him.
Sorry about the puny post, but I'm on-call this week. Look for a series of posts on Mithras coming soon!