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Blair Weighs In (at 400 lbs) on Britney's Sister

Gratitude on a galactic scale to longtime caller/first time listener Kendra who alerted me that one of my nightmares had leaked out of my head while I was asleep.

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"Because we are doing the best we can as moms. We really are. I know that she's doing the best she can as a mom as well."

- Lisa "Blair" Whelchel using the words "best" and "mom" in their broadest possible senses.

When last we left our tiny plastic Roman pals, they had been glued to pencil for twelve hours. It's now time to take the soldiers, their pencil-shaped tour bus, and spray can of white primer outside where you'll give the little Latin Legionaries a quick, light coating of primer. They should look something like the Edgar Winter Band when you've finished.

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They'll need to wait at least twenty-four hours until you can start painting them. In the meantime, grab another pencil (make sure it has plenty of eraser on it); unbend a paperclip and stick one end in the pencil's eraser; thread the soldiers shields unto the paperclip; bend the far end so the shields won't slide off; apply primer, and leave them to sit for twenty-four hours, until they're ready to be painted.

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OK. Next time, we'll start painting our 1/72 scale army and maybe they'll be a word or two about Atiis.

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Yes, they spelled Blair's name wrong in the article!

A small technical question, what if you happen to have a tiny plastic army of the dead- they might in theory have been from a Mediterranean region before 400 CE they don't really specify on the box. And with the exception of Michael Jackson videos and the occaisonal Jörg Buttgereit (Necromantik) movie I haven't seen too many gay zombies...

I think I'm going to start huffing paint.

Rodney, do you know what LW's middle name is? There's no punchline coming, I'm just askin'.

nooo, spray them inside, preferably in a room with no windows! it's much more fun, and if you keep doing it regularly then god moves into your head and tells you to vote for mike huckabee

Lisa's middle name is Diane. Really, Eddy, have you not heard of asking the internets? They'll tell you anything you want to know.

Blair was born "Lisa Diane Whelchel"

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