F'ed in the A by the BAR (November 2007 Edition)
Hey there, kindercomedians: just a brief reminder that you only have until December 10th to submit your entries for this month's Biblical Archaeology Review caption contest. Painfully unfunny past "winners" can be found here.

Speaking of Biblical Archaeology, next week we'll be taking a look at Eric H. Cline's new book From Eden To Exile in a futile attempt to put an end to JudeoChristianIslamic religion before the Holiday Season starts to become annoying.
By the way, the other "craptions" I considered were "I've always loved you" and "This is the worst NAMBLA convention ever!". Oh, and would "dropped a deuce" have been funnier than "took a shit"?
Comments
lol my entry was "don't fuck with me today Goliath, I just drank a vitamin water". Thats contest winning material right there.
Posted by: norseman
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November 4, 2007 04:52 PM
"I told Goliath to wait until Saturday before skinning the Jewish Kid's ass".
Posted by: nigel tailwind
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November 4, 2007 08:55 PM