Thoughtless for the Day

Ack-Ack positions everyone! * The latest hula-licious edition of Aid or Invade has been posted! Take of my body of work and eat it! By the way, the headline should read "Pimps up. Don Ho's down", but whadda ya' want? It's a free paper.

* Grinderman in-joke

I simply refuse to believe I said or did anything wrong today
I simply refuse to believe the maxim that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts
absolutely, especially in the case of religious organizations.
I simply refuse to believe people are so busy with appointments to truly need one
of these gizmos.
I simply refuse to believe anything you say.
I simply refuse to believe what is indicated by the evidence.
I simply refuse to believe there are no Autistic Inuit anymore than I belive there
were no autists before the time of Kanner,
I simply refuse to believe that this is the only side of the story.
I simply refuse to believe that out of our intrepid 100 trainees we mentioned earlier,
that 90 of them 'don't have what it takes'.
I simply refuse to believe this story.
I simply refuse to believe that my 'Ms Right' isn't out there somewhere
in London for me, so I'm quite prepared to persevere.
I simply refuse to believe the polls.
I simply refuse to believe that a guy who wants to gut medicare AND pull our troops
out of Iraq (yesterday) could possibly win a national election.
I simply refuse to believe that the fishing will never be normal again here.
I simply refuse to believe that people in Pakistan and Somalia would go to their
deaths because the Palestinians don't have a state."
I simply refuse to believe that anyone watching is actually making up their mind
based on a TV commercial.
I simply refuse to believe that the prototypical biotech entrepreneur is a clone
of Samuel Waksal.
I simply refuse to believe these mysterious invitations were for some quickie wedding.
I simply refuse to believe he's not attracted to me.
I simply refuse to believe there is such a thing as a gay person in today's
society
I simply refuse to believe that all of us are driven by greed, egotism, secrecy,
or the wish to control other people's minds.
I simply refuse to believe That whatever created life, Earth, you, and me Doesn't
have plans for souls, as it does for bodies.
i simply refuse to believe that that could fix it
I simply refuse to believe we're from the same gene pool, despite all evidence
to the contrary.
I simply refuse to believe that any woman is so stupid as to go buy a product with
conviction after having watched such humiliating performances.
I simply refuse to believe that this isn't a brilliant piece of parody.
I simply refuse to believe he could be so naive.
I simply refuse to believe they could not create a refillable version.

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