Dysfunctional Biblical Archaeology Review
The latest issue of Biblical Archaeology Review found its way though the mail slot of my front door this afternoon. It contains a really good article about the historic Homer, but we, of course, are concerned with the BAR Caption Contest. And it's tragic history of unfunny captions.
Here's this month's cartoon complete with "guaranteed-not -to-win" caption.

My other choice was "OK, I'm going to explain this mikvah thing one more time..."
indo -uere - to put on; clothe, wrap
glukeroj - sweet
ji ha, sanivar ko mai sitar sikhne jati hu? - Yes, on Saturday I go to learn the sitar
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