Ripsi's Back and Zara Fears Blacks
Boy howdy, Bosnian boating-enthusiasts. It's Wednesday and that can only mean one thing (well, two if you count "the unsettling knowledge that Mayor John Street is sporting underwear labeled "Sunday"): It's time to recap last night's episode of Bad Girls Club.
Let's start with the big news: Ripsi's back! Actually, Ripsi is sort of back. That is, she's not back in the house, but interviews with the inebriated Iranian have been randomly edited into the show. It's almost as if the producers realized what a mistake they'd made in allowing the Baroness of Blackouts to be kicked out of the house. Oddly, Ripsi's hair is now brown. At first I thought that this was just an attempt to get her back on the show by convincing the other girls that she's actually Ripsi's cousin "Nipsi".
The other big story is, of course, that Zara is frightened by African-Americans. OK, I some that some back story is called for. Ty and Leslie invited Aimee and Zara to a predominately Black club. Before she even got to the door, Zara hopped into a cab and took off stating that, having grown up sheltered in an almost entirely White community, she would feel uncomfortable. Wow, Zara's led a sheltered existence? Who would've believed that? In other news: The Iraq War may just be a little more complicated than the public was originally led to believe.
Oh, and the four blond whores decided to "do something crazy", so they walked around Hollywood dressed like Corky on Acid.
Ripsi 4Ever!

vernula, -ae - young slave
amartia - fault, wrong, sin
are apki patni - Really! Your wife!