Thoughtless for the Day

Via Reason, via Feministing comes this footage of just what children of Louisiana taxpayers are learning about STD's thanks to the "Governor's Program on Abstinence".

Shit Luther, that "Governor's Program on Abstinence" site contains a page on which you can submit questions! [and with a rack like that, she's going to need a lot of expert advice] Why not ask 'em how come teens who take a "virginity pledge" (yes, they actually pledge to keep their virginity) are less likely than the cool kids to protect themselves from sexually-transmitted infections the first time they GBNaF. And why do they think it is that vp's are more likely to engage in "alternative sexual behaviors" (male vp's are four times more likely to have the hot, hot butt sex and male and female vp's are six times more likely to pull a Lewinsky than non-vp's. Damn, I oughta take a virginity pledge: sounds like it opens up a lot of doors... among other things). Despite these risky behaviors, vp's are less likely to pay a visit to ye ol' free Clinic in order to ask about STD's.