Thoughtless for the Day

You people have no idea of the sacrifices I make just so you'll have something to read while you should be working. And we're not just talking about spending countless hours painting tiny plastic Roman soldiers here. Nooooo! If I hadn't stayed up my past my bedtime last night, many of you would be completely ignorant as to the latest goings-on inside the Bad Girls Club house. If I hadn't been willing to forgo a little shuteye, some of you might have gone the rest of your lives without ever knowing that Ty is bisexual, Deann met some guy name Jonathon who never returned her calls, or that Zara's beau-of-the-moment, Tomik, hit on Aimee - and then lied about it.

Look, if I'm willing to stay up late and watch a show that explains why my older sister fled America, just so the lot of you won't feel left out around the water cooler, then I can hardly be faulted if I ask something from you in return. Please, please, please go to the Bad Girls Club website; click on the "Find members" tab; search for "Euripides"; and rate the old Greek playwright as "completely evil". I don't ask for much, but what I do ask for, I ask for in a very loud voice... while holding a dead squirrel under each arm pit.