Aid or Invade X
If you ask me, it's not Michael J. Fox who forgot to take his pills but Rush Limbaugh. Come to think of it, didn't it seem like Ronald Reagan was playing up his Alzheimer's towards the end? You know, so he wouldn't go on trial for selling arms to Iran. To those people who oppose stem cell research ...
I can only say SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN BIG PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE! I don't give a shit about how you caught that ball that won the big game or how chewy your tollhouse cookies are or how many times you've taken your grandson fishing. You might be a nice person but you couldn't even fill Rick Santorum's microscopic jockstrap with what you know about biology. If you think the earth was created by your invisible friend roughly 6,000 years ago then you should seriously consider voicing your opinions about what scientists should or shouldn't be cooking up in Petri dishes.
In other news: The latest Aid or Invade has been printed and posted to my ever-growing confusion. By which I mean that I've come to the conclusion that nobody, including my editor, actually reads AoI. Each month AoI drifts a little farther away from Earth's orbit, yet no one in authority at the City Paper (Assuming, of course that someone actually is in authority at the CP - I mean, they keep sending me checks so somebody's gotta be green-lighting this shit) has ever asked me to take it down a notch or two.
decem - ten
aulew - to play the flute
mujhko lassi bhi cahie. mujhko lassi bahut pasand hai - I want lassi too. I like lassi very much