Thoughtless for the Day

The Vatican should really start billing itself as the most fuck-witted place on Earth. It like their rulebook was written by a group of crack addicts who were dared to scribble down the craziest shit that audibly popped into their skulls. Get caught plooking an alter boy: get transferred to another dioceses. Do it again: get transferred again. If you like traveling and cleaving young boys' asses, the Vatican might have a job for you. However, should you do something that many educated individuals find to be quite admirable, something that doesn't involve using your holy staff to ram the fear of God into a Little Leaguer, something like, say pointing out that Intelligent Design in a steaming pile of horseshit, then you may expect to be given the sack instead of the sacraments.

Then again, what can you really expect form an organization that employs its own witch doctor who claims that both Stalin and Hitler were possessed (the latter coming as a shocking blow to the Pope) and that Harry Potter is the "King of Darkness"