Thoughtless for the Day

Hey there, swingin' bachelors. How many times have you caught yourself mumbling aloud the following statement on a crowed subway car: "If only there were some way to enjoy the musings of Mr. Anonymous and ogle scantily clad rockabilly women simultaneously"? Well, bait that snare-trap because the Bunny of Luck is about to hop down your trail.

Barracuda #26 has just hit the newsstands of America. Along with the usual pictorials of Hot White Trash Wimmin Folk and instructional articals about how to cook a hotdog on your car's radiator, you'll find a piece by me ("Gurl Crazy") on the only subject on which I can truly be called an expert: Lisa "Blair" Whelchel.

Now, just so you don't fill up the comments section with whining about how you were tricked into reading a commercial (would you rather I not tell you when my stuff gets published?), I might as well take this opertunity to introduce a new recurring character: Crutchy, The Comedy Crutch.