Thoughtless for the Day

I really wanted to get some writing done tonight (in particular, I was hoping to post a piece about our new mascot, Crutchy the Comedy Crutch) but the sad truth is that I'm both physically and mentally exhausted, so I'm just gonna hurl three random tubes-of-the-internets posts at you to hold you over until tomorrow night:

Although Firefly (if that is her real name) has already drawn attention to it in the forum, it still bears repeating: A man has had his penis transplant reversed

"Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off," Hu said in a report published online by the peer reviewed journal European Urology, without elaborating.

I like how all of the news pieces keep saying that the guy lost penis number one in a "traumatic accident". Any accident involving the penis, just short of it accidentally falling into Juliet Lewis, is going to be traumatic

Speaking of dicks getting chopped up, here's our ol' buddy Chris Hitchens doing a hatchet job on Pope Ratzinger

But if you really wanna see somebody go completely Omar, then check out this rant from Professor PZ Meyers.

If none of those links really do it for you, you can always check out what I consider to be the most disturbing thing ever posted on the web