Thoughtless for the Day

Well, that day has finally arrived. OK, technically, that day arrived on Sunday, but I couldn't log on and post, as my phone service was down for three days do to storm. That day is, of course, the day I finally grew bored with mocking the tragicomic efforts of Thomas N. George: Editor-in-Chief of Boycott Liberalism.

I supposed the thing I'm going to miss most about Tommy is his fervent attempts to get me to boycott movies and TV shows that I had no desire to watch in the first place. This week, Mr. Thomas is insisting that we all boycott the movie RV. Were any of you planning on seeing RV? I know I wasn't: unless, of course, the film is suddenly recast with Selma Hyack and Julliette Lewis and the plot altered to involve the both of them sharing a tiny, cramped RV. In that case, I'll be attending the matinee, evening, and midnight showings…in a raincoat.

Oddly, Tommy has also decided to mark this occasion by leaving up last weeks Cartoon of the Weak, so that it could be mocked one last time. How sweet.

So, does this mean that the Monday Night (Thursday Night in the case of "Acts of Poseidon") Cartoon is no more? Fear not, gentle reader and enjoy the following poem by Nostrodomus which predicted the future of the Monday Night Cartoon over 500 years ago:

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall Which cartoonist sucks the biggest balls?" "Thomas N. George sucks buffalo balls That's certainly true But nobody licks dino nuts The way the folks at AiG do."