Anally Raped By Dilbert
Each-and-every Monday, instead of preparing for the Rapture, Thomas N. George, predator-in-chief at Boycott Liberalism, posts a painfully unfunny Cartoon of the Weak, which a group of highly skilled art forgers, here at RATYHTL, then set about recreating in the minutest detail.
Since last week's savaging of Mr. George's work wasn't posted due to a clerical error, RATYHTL will offer our reader(s) a choice of parodies this week.
Highbrow EB White "Once More to the Lake" version
potens -entis - powerful
kurioj (+Genitive) - having control over