Thoughtless for the Day

I'm dead on my ass from a very long day at work. I hope you don't mind if, once more, I simply pass along some news items for you perusal.

Holy Shit! More on Kennewick Man

Looks like the Official Human Remains of RATYHTL (originally discussed in this post) is grabbing its share of the spotlight.

Holy Shit! More Skehmet Statues Found

Looks like archeologists have turned up six statues of the goddess worshiped by my wife.

Holy Shit! Yanni Runs Amok

The only guy in the world whom Michael Bolton can make fun of, Yanni, was arrested for domestic battery. Said the Musak Man:

"These allegations are cruel, false, without merit and baseless. At a more appropriate time and place, I hope and pray I will have an opportunity to address my fans and colleagues all over the world."

Well, that shouldn't be too hard to do, as Yanni could easily fit all of his fans and colleagues into a studio apartment and still have room left over.