Thoughtless for the Day

Thursday is a good day for gathering odds and ends. Let's get started.

Brownie May've Been Doing a Heck of a Job After All.

"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."

- George W. Bush

Last night the world (except for people who regularly watch FO News, they may have to wait a few days) learned of the existence of a videotape of Bush being told, hours before Hurricane Katrina struck the gulf coast, that the storm would be one bad mutha...

Shut yo' mouth.

Jus' talking about Katrina.

...and that, in the words of Led Zeppelin, if it keeps on rainin' the levee's goin' to break.

How much would you pay for this incredible video? Don't answer now because there's more: The tape also includes footage of Michael "Brownie" Brown (a man whom we all spent weeks mocking) saying "We're going to need everything that we can possibly muster, not only in this state and in the region, but the nation, to respond to this event."

Jesusfuckingmethmouth! When Michael Brown is the most competent guy in the room, it's definitely time to throw in the towel.

Dominoes Delivers... Us From EVIL!!!

Thomas S. Monaghan, founder of Dominoes (the shittiest pizza this side of the Bangladesh Rat Turd Combo © ) has announced his plans to build a town which will be governed according to Roman Catholic law (that is going to make for the best episode of COPS ever!). The town, to be called Ave Maria (what else?) is being built in Florida (where else?) and will feature a 65 feet tall crucifix, which the town's promoters claim would be the largest in the nation.

And that's about all it'll feature.

The stores (which I'm guessing will be Wal-Marts) will not carry "pornographic" magazines (Monaghan's definition of "pornographic" might include woman wearing bright colors), pharmacies will sell any form of birth control, and the local cable provider will offer no X-rated channels.
At last, a town that'll make Boise look like Amsterdam.

Shit Luther, didn't we try this once, and wasn't it called "the Middle Ages"?

Pope Monaghan, I've give you the last word, and another oppoptunity to make an ass of yourself and the wanton harlot who bore you.

"I believe all of history is just one big battle between good and evil. I don't want to be on the sidelines."

- Thomas S. Monaghan