Newsflash: Deutsch-Land Surrenders
Flounder from Animal House said it best: Oh boy, this is great!
George Deutsch, the fawning young toady who turned an internship on the Bush-Cheney reelection campaign into a cushy paying gig in the NASA Headquarters' Press Room where he got tell brainy science guys that God made the Universe, has resigned!
Deutsch-bag decided to clean out his desk not because of the public outcry over his memo telling a NASA contactor that it was mandatory to follow the words "Big Bang" with the word "theory", but because it was discovered that Deutsch (the man who believes that Laci Peterson may have been murdered by a satanic cult), contrary to what appears on his resume, never graduated from college.
What? George Deutsch isn't a college graduate? I'm shocked. Shocked; I tell you!