Hell yeah! Dead guy wrapped in ancient Greek papyrus.
"Italian researchers have recovered part of a lost ancient Greek treatise, the earliest cartography of the Greek-Roman era, and a sketchbook for ancient painters - all by piecing together 50 fragments of a first- century B.C. parchment used in a mummy's wrapping."
Read all about it here.
This just goes to prove that "It's always in the last place you look". In this case, the last place they looked was the gift wrapping on a corpse. Keep checking fellas, maybe one of those bodies was papered over with the long missing text of Suetonius' The Lives of Famous Whores.
Speaking of famous whores...
Now that he's unlikely to ever again find employment in an office, George Deutsch-bag needs to learn the first rule of manual labor: when the hole's deep enough, stop digging.